Camp of Horrors. Ch.1 Crash of the Massive.
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A/N I own no one, at least now anyway. All IZ characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez. So don't sue me. And please no flames I'd like to keep the review box clean… -_-'''' and I hate cleaning.
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Tallest Red and Purple were on their annual vacation through the galaxy. This was probably the farthest they've ever gone on a vacation with out trying to, in simpler words, they were lost.
Purple: Red, I told you that we were going the wrong way! Now look, we're lost!
Red: I know what I'm doing… just stay calm for a bit… (Thinking) er… go count your smoke machines or something.
Purple: Oh haha, very funny, and I'll have you know I'm perfectly CALM, plus I see that you don't know what you're doing because your not driving, your drinking a soda!
Red: Am not! (Sets the soda on the control panel and starts pushing random buttons making the ship do various flips and twirls) See everything's under control.
Purple: You call this CONTROLLLLL?????!!!!!! (Speaks in the middle of a flip)
The splash of a soda falling was heard followed by loud electrical buzzing.
Ship's Main Computer: Malfunction! Malfunction! Loss of control in 10…9…8…
Purple: (Stares at the splattered drink on the control panel) RED! I told you never to set food or drinks on the control pane_ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIEEE!!!!!
SMC: 3… 2…1…
Red: uh-oh… HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
They're ship The Massive begins zooming back and forth eventually crash landing on a planet called Earth.
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Zim walked through the City Park (Or wherever Zim crashed in Attack of the Saucer Morons) trying to think of a plan to conquer Earth (He's wearing the disguise with the beard, hat, ect…)
Zim: Filthy planet… stupid Humans… I shall rule you all with an Iron fist someda_ (Stops in mid-sentence because of a blinding flash that blinded him for a second)
The sound of grinding metal-on-metal sound filled the air, the sound of it shattering and smashing into the ground. Zim ran to see what the commotion was slamming into a tree on the way because he was still slightly blinded by the light.
Zim: What the_ What?! That's The Tallest's ship! Or at least it used to be… (Runs over to the ship and crawls through a hole trying to retrieve his Tallest, fortunately he was small and skinny enough to fit through the hole although he my have some trouble getting Red and Purple through.)
Zim: How in the name of Irk did they get her… (Zim mumbled as he kicked through some of the glass window so he could get Red and Purple out of the wreck of a ship, but he also tried to work quickly so as not to attract unwanted attention.)
A microphone-thingy (Is that called anything else?) popped out of Zim's backpod, Zim grabbed it and tried to contact Gir.
Zim: Gir, Gir, come in this is a BIG emergency, a BIG emergency!
Gir: Huh… Wha, You call, master? (Wow Gir actually answered!)
Zim: yes Gir…. I need you to bring something that can be used to carry someone…. Like a stretcher or something…. Bring 2.
Gir: Oooooh we're havin' company! Yay!!!
Zim: Just bring the stretchers and hurry!!!
Gir: (Red mode) Yes, Master. (back to Blue) Do Do Dooo….
Gir appeared soon after with two stretchers (Good he brought the right thing! ^.^) Gir and Zim (using his spider legs) both carefully lifted both Tallest on to the stretchers. The worst part would be trying to get them Zim's house, luckily it was dark and Zim's base wasn't far away.
Zim: (muttering to self) I could have sent Gir to get the Voot Carrier (Or Runner -_- me so forgetful) then again he doesn't know how to fly it and would probably crash it and make an even worse problem…
Gir on the other hand was almost as happy as can be.
Gir: Yay! We have company, we have company! I'm gonna show 'em piggy and moosie!
Zim: No you will not annoy them with your pig and moose. Do you have any idea who they are?
Gir: (hovers over Red and Purple) yes… uh, wait a minute… no.
Zim: They are the Almighty Tallest Red and Purple, the one's who sent me on this mission, gave me you, and most of all they are the leaders of the Irken race. (Zim says this quietly so no one but Gir and him can hear)
Gir: Ohhhhh… hey we're home!
Zim and Gir quietly walk in to the house, past the robot parents, and to a spare bedroom that seemed to appear over the last few minutes.
The room looked as odd as any part of Zim's house. There were two beds, with black and red blankets on it, a large screen at the front of the room, and many weird pictures hanging on the walls. There were two lamps in the room, a closet, a refrigerator, and a bathroom.
Zim: Hmm… this room will do… Gir place Tallest Red on that bed over there (points to the second bed and sets Purple on the other)
Gir: Okay! ^.^ ( sets him on the bed and walks to the door)
Zim: Now come on they need rest, go play with your piggies, I have a lot to do.
Gir: YAY! Piggies!
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So what do you think so far? I know there's not a lot of humor yet, I'm saving that for later! ^.^
But you gotta review. If you write good reviews I'll right another chapter, and if you write bad reviews I'll still write another chapter. But if you don't review, I'll have no motivation, which means no writing, that means no new stuff. So please R&R for everyone's sanity.
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A/N I own no one, at least now anyway. All IZ characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez. So don't sue me. And please no flames I'd like to keep the review box clean… -_-'''' and I hate cleaning.
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Tallest Red and Purple were on their annual vacation through the galaxy. This was probably the farthest they've ever gone on a vacation with out trying to, in simpler words, they were lost.
Purple: Red, I told you that we were going the wrong way! Now look, we're lost!
Red: I know what I'm doing… just stay calm for a bit… (Thinking) er… go count your smoke machines or something.
Purple: Oh haha, very funny, and I'll have you know I'm perfectly CALM, plus I see that you don't know what you're doing because your not driving, your drinking a soda!
Red: Am not! (Sets the soda on the control panel and starts pushing random buttons making the ship do various flips and twirls) See everything's under control.
Purple: You call this CONTROLLLLL?????!!!!!! (Speaks in the middle of a flip)
The splash of a soda falling was heard followed by loud electrical buzzing.
Ship's Main Computer: Malfunction! Malfunction! Loss of control in 10…9…8…
Purple: (Stares at the splattered drink on the control panel) RED! I told you never to set food or drinks on the control pane_ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIEEE!!!!!
SMC: 3… 2…1…
Red: uh-oh… HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
They're ship The Massive begins zooming back and forth eventually crash landing on a planet called Earth.
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Zim walked through the City Park (Or wherever Zim crashed in Attack of the Saucer Morons) trying to think of a plan to conquer Earth (He's wearing the disguise with the beard, hat, ect…)
Zim: Filthy planet… stupid Humans… I shall rule you all with an Iron fist someda_ (Stops in mid-sentence because of a blinding flash that blinded him for a second)
The sound of grinding metal-on-metal sound filled the air, the sound of it shattering and smashing into the ground. Zim ran to see what the commotion was slamming into a tree on the way because he was still slightly blinded by the light.
Zim: What the_ What?! That's The Tallest's ship! Or at least it used to be… (Runs over to the ship and crawls through a hole trying to retrieve his Tallest, fortunately he was small and skinny enough to fit through the hole although he my have some trouble getting Red and Purple through.)
Zim: How in the name of Irk did they get her… (Zim mumbled as he kicked through some of the glass window so he could get Red and Purple out of the wreck of a ship, but he also tried to work quickly so as not to attract unwanted attention.)
A microphone-thingy (Is that called anything else?) popped out of Zim's backpod, Zim grabbed it and tried to contact Gir.
Zim: Gir, Gir, come in this is a BIG emergency, a BIG emergency!
Gir: Huh… Wha, You call, master? (Wow Gir actually answered!)
Zim: yes Gir…. I need you to bring something that can be used to carry someone…. Like a stretcher or something…. Bring 2.
Gir: Oooooh we're havin' company! Yay!!!
Zim: Just bring the stretchers and hurry!!!
Gir: (Red mode) Yes, Master. (back to Blue) Do Do Dooo….
Gir appeared soon after with two stretchers (Good he brought the right thing! ^.^) Gir and Zim (using his spider legs) both carefully lifted both Tallest on to the stretchers. The worst part would be trying to get them Zim's house, luckily it was dark and Zim's base wasn't far away.
Zim: (muttering to self) I could have sent Gir to get the Voot Carrier (Or Runner -_- me so forgetful) then again he doesn't know how to fly it and would probably crash it and make an even worse problem…
Gir on the other hand was almost as happy as can be.
Gir: Yay! We have company, we have company! I'm gonna show 'em piggy and moosie!
Zim: No you will not annoy them with your pig and moose. Do you have any idea who they are?
Gir: (hovers over Red and Purple) yes… uh, wait a minute… no.
Zim: They are the Almighty Tallest Red and Purple, the one's who sent me on this mission, gave me you, and most of all they are the leaders of the Irken race. (Zim says this quietly so no one but Gir and him can hear)
Gir: Ohhhhh… hey we're home!
Zim and Gir quietly walk in to the house, past the robot parents, and to a spare bedroom that seemed to appear over the last few minutes.
The room looked as odd as any part of Zim's house. There were two beds, with black and red blankets on it, a large screen at the front of the room, and many weird pictures hanging on the walls. There were two lamps in the room, a closet, a refrigerator, and a bathroom.
Zim: Hmm… this room will do… Gir place Tallest Red on that bed over there (points to the second bed and sets Purple on the other)
Gir: Okay! ^.^ ( sets him on the bed and walks to the door)
Zim: Now come on they need rest, go play with your piggies, I have a lot to do.
Gir: YAY! Piggies!
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So what do you think so far? I know there's not a lot of humor yet, I'm saving that for later! ^.^
But you gotta review. If you write good reviews I'll right another chapter, and if you write bad reviews I'll still write another chapter. But if you don't review, I'll have no motivation, which means no writing, that means no new stuff. So please R&R for everyone's sanity.
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