*Secret After School-

The bell ran, it was time to go home, but not for miku hatsune…

Miku quicky ran upstairs to the college attic and opened the door to see 8 other girls all waiting for her.

It happened just a week ago. 9 girls all had the same problem, they wanted a boyfriend. Your probably wondering why this is such a big deal, well this college is very small in fact its only open to vocaloids and some utau's.(but their lower class and are normally seen in the basement where their classes are held, if seen at all) The majority of the colleges students are female and then the number of boys is 7, this is where the problem comes in. there are 9 girls and all they want is a boy, but there's only 7 of them in the school, so in other words: not enough.

" Good after noon Girls, as you know we join here today in peace, we are no longer going to fight over the 7 boys, but share them amongst us." Miku started. Looking around she noticed how dusty and grimy the place was, "first, we have got to clean this place!"

Meiko, lily, gumi, nekomura, luka, rin, yuki, and miki all got up and dusted themselves off.

"we need furniture in here too, my ass is killing me from sitting on that floor!" Meiko complained.

" I could supply some for us" luka megurine broke in.

"And I'll get some cleaning supplies at the grocery store" Nekomura Iroha said in her almost manly voice.

"that would be great, we should all start now as our first assignment for the Secret After School Club!" Miku yelled out happily in her high pitched voice.

AT LUKA'S HOUSE-

Megurine's apartment door slid open, she was about to walk in when she stopped to turn around. Behind her was the anxious looking miku along with lily, meiko, and miki.

" why are you following me." luka said with no emotion.

"well duh… Were here to help you with the furniture you said you had." lily said with her usual attitude.

"Oh, well I don't have them with me. I was planning on stealing them."

" have them, steal them, buy them, I don't care so long as we have something." Meiko said sluggishly (even though she's not drunk)

"YAY Were going to steal stuff" miku yelled out a little too loudly.

"were going to steal… but isn't that illegal" SF-A2 miki said nervously

"No of course not, why on earth would you think that?" miku smiled

THE GROCERY STORE-

Gumi, nekomura, rin, and yuki walked in with no knowledge at all of what kind of cleaning products they were suppose to buy.

"well the attic is mainly made up of wood, so we're going to need pledge." Yuki Kaai stated the obvious.

"Of course I should of known that, you really are smart, the first time I met you I couldn't believe someone of your age was even accepted into a college let alone graduate high school" rin kagamine said in awe.

"Yuki you should go find the pledge a while, Rin you can get buckets and mops, I'll get dusters and rags and on our way back will pick up a vacuum from my house." Gumi said cheerfully, and at that the 3 split up accidentally leaving behind iroha.

" and I'll get together all the shit we don't need!" Nekomura spoke to herself, just happy that she was participating in this at all.

AT LUKA'S HOUSE-

" I believe I can get together 4 outfits for you to wear" luka spoke as she was shuffling through her closet. She through a pile of black fabrics out onto her bed, " put these on."

Miku had grabbed a black newsboy cap, a black long sleeved shirt, and black flared jeans. Lily had gotten a plain black beanie hat, a black leather jacket, black shorts and thigh high boots. Meiko had black sunglasses, black short shorts, and a black t-shirt that normally would fit someone just fine, but on her it rose a bit high because her boobs were way too big. Miki only got a hold of a long black t-shirt that was so long on her that it was like a dress. Luka took what was left, a black mini skirt, black tank top ,and a black beanie with a ball on the end. Then lily spoke of what was going through all of their heads" Im hungry, and hey! why the hell do all criminals gotta wear black?"

"yea, I agree lets all get food!" meiko spoke

"but you didn't answer my question!" lily fumed with anger as they crammed themselves into the kitchen.

After they finished eating they hopped into luka's van.

" hey where are we going to steal this furniture" miku told luka who was driving.

"My grandma's house, she wont mind" lily started laughing to find that they were stealing from a granny.

"where's your grandma's house, she wont catch us will she" miki said with a worried look.

"my grandma lives in Canada" everyone gasps at this

"your not saying were going to fly over there in one night are you?" meiko says

"of course not, were going to her beach house here in japan" everyone gives a sigh of relief hearing this.

THE GROCERY STORE: AT THE CASH REGESTER-

Yuki had a whole cart full of pledge, gumi had dusters and rags, rin had mops and a large bucket, and then nekomura had quite the assortment of items, a bag of cat nip, toilet paper, a hammer, a couple gory looking movies, colorful staples, a giant stuffed cat, and some unidentifiable object

"Nekomura, what is that thing?" Rin asked

" Oh, that's just a multitude of frozen fish, one of the workers here gave it to me for free!"

"wonder what we'll do when that blob of fish thaws out" Rin stated

GRANDMA'S BEACH HOUSE-

Luka pulled out a key hiding in the flower box then opened the door with it.

"this is so dangerous, it's broad day light and were plainly dressed as thieves" miki worried aloud.

"well we've come this far, cant go back now" meiko said as she stepped in after luka. The place had a very 60s'ish look to it. most of all the furniture was white in the living room. Upstairs, the bed was cheetah print and circular, they knew they would need this so they started taking it apart and stuffing it in the van and some of the other furniture as well. Then they all got in the car with poor lily shoved in the back with all the furniture.

"OW! One of those stools hit me in the head! Damn it, would you be careful going over those bumps!" lily yelled.

THE SCHOOLS ATTIC-

Miku, Gumi, Miki, Nekomura, lily, rin, luka, yuki, and meiko all got back to the college at the same time. They cleaned first, then they put the furniture in. the round cheetah bed was in the center of the room, the giant stuffed cat was on it. Lily decided to take the colorful staples and violently hammer them into the wall as a decoration.

"lily, you don't have to hit so hard!" Rin yelled against the banging.

"I have to let my anger out somehow, it's been a stressful day." came her reply

"yes, a long day too" miku said

"Amen sista!" Meiko agreed, "im pooped."