Chatper 1: the tributes
My name is Janet Death Horns Jones and I am a goff. ANd a vampire. I enyof sucking blud frum ma ememies such as hiskuul stuudents that r posrs. Ive lived mi life 4 18 years and i am a goth. yesterday i was invited to attend the annual hungry games. In the hungry games 24 constants compete and fight to c who is da best warier.
2day I was wallowing to the hungry games and ran into ma best pal Rocky. who is also goffik. we both sported sum black eyelines and black fish nets and we flicked off all da preps.
1 prep numbed Richard shooted at me "Yo Death Horns you stupid/.," and i scurried back calmly "shut da fuk up u prep"
Richard gallopped away badlyu and Roxy repeated "Wow DH you shure showed dat prep what's the what"
"Fangz" I screeched sexily. Da 2 of us manufactured out way to the hungry games without further elays. I showed on me cloak that was dripping with demons blood and was made out of only jean skirts, the gorgiest of the clothing things.
"You look fuking hawt" Suddenly The Doctor matorilized in front of me. He was wearing black bow ties and had some goffic blood tears storming down his face.
"Back the fuck off" Rockky stated peacefully "she don't not care abut u"
"You prep" The Doctor roared and he turned to lukl at me with smexi red eyes "Janet I gut som jean skirts from anuther dimoins for you"
"OMFG" I exclaimed miserably and depressedly "That is lik the best thong ever!"
The Doctor and I continued to assault each other sexily with our lips. I could feel his fangs seeping into ma flesh. It was so hot. I reached orgasm irmediately.
"Oh The Doctor" I moaned menacingly as he put his thing in ma u know wht.
Rocky got depressed and zealous. He started 2 cri ters of blood and he skipped away limply while I had s3x.
"Attention you mangy curs" Effie Trinkey, a well none prep n poser, interjected stupidly on dis yuge monitor thing "it's tim 4 da bording of mercenaries into da capitol city: Detroit."
"God I kant stand Detroit" I contemplated "I'ev livd my whole goffic life in the goffic district 666 whur Satan was born and got murried to me, his wife."
"Dey maght have blud on da boat" The Doctor schemed sexily "den we can get high"
We sauntered merrily ogre to the boat that would translate us to Detroit, the capital city of the united districts of Satan. Satan always hated dat name, it was lik the posers were maiming us.
Suddenly a goffic looking person vaporized in front of us and introduced themselves as...Sheldon Cooper!