Mrs. River Song
Tune: "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel
And here's to you, Mrs. River Song,
Doctor loves you more than you will know, oh ho ho,
God bless you please, Mrs. River Song,
CAL will hold a place for those who'll stay, hey hey hey, hey hey hey…
We did a scan to learn a bit about you for our files,
We're glad at last you learned to help yourself.
Look around you all you see are friends with whom you died,
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.
And here's to you, Mrs. River Song,
Doctor loves you more than you will know, oh ho ho,
God bless you please, Mrs. River Song,
CAL will hold a place for those who'll stay, hey hey hey, hey hey hey…
Write it in a diary wherever you may go
But it isn't wise to kill the first date
It's a little secret, just a River Song affair
But someday you'll have to tell her you're her kid
Koo koo ka-choo, Mrs. River Song,
Doctor loves you more than you will know, oh ho ho,
God bless you please, Mrs. River Song,
CAL will hold a place for those who'll stay, hey hey hey, hey hey hey…
Skating on the surface of an icy far-off moon,
Breaking out of prison on a date,
Laugh about it, shout about it, then you'll see his grin,
No matter what they told you, you still win
Where have you gone, little Melody
A universe turns lonely eyes to you, woo hoo hoo,
What's that you say, Mrs. River Song,
Amy's child has left and gone away, hey hey hey, hey hey hey…
A/N: A cover of this filk now exists here mycatisanazispyandineedhelp. tumblr. com/ post/ 20089220872/ lyrics-by-alix-cohen-what-is-good-sound Thanks to Jaensdenim for her awesome ukulele skills.