(This is sometime into season six Lorelei didn't propose, Rory didn't quit Yale and didn't steal a yacht)
Return of the exes
Camera circles around town
Cut to Luke's diner - morning
Lorelei: Coffee, coffee, coffee!!
Luke: ok hold on one minute
Lorelei: thanks you're the best (Luke poring coffee)
Luke: whatever, you know you should really think about cutting down on your coffee drinking.
Lorelei: okay (thinking) no thanks, refill?
Luke: sure, it's your life your ruining
Lorelei: aww, you care about me so much don't you?
Luke: don't you have to get to work
Lorelei: (looks at clock) oh, you're right, I'll see you tonight?
Luke: pick you up at your house at eight
Lorelei: ok bye
Luke: bye
Opening credits Cut to dragonfly inn
Sookie: hey honey
Lorelei: hey
Sookie: (to cook) stir this for me will please; (to Lorelei) what's up?
Lorelei: nothing it's just that Luke was acting kind of strange this morning
Sookie: strange like how
Lorelei: like he didn't even badger me about my coffee drinking he said I should stop I said no and then he said ok whatever. How many times have you ever seen him say whatever to one of our coffee drinking conversation?
Sookie: never, wow this is serious
Lorelei: I know
Sookie: what are you going to do
Lorelei: I dunno I guess I will go talk to him later, but enough about me what about you, how are the kids
Cut to Rory in her dorm trying to watch TV
Rory: (turns TV up even louder) oh my god, Paris Doyle come on seriously enough is enough. Hears pounding on the wall and moaning (Yells) bye I'm headed over to Logan's
Cut to Lorelei and Sookie in the dragonfly kitchen again
Lorelei: I think I might head over to Luke's to see what is wrong
Sookie: hey are you happy
Lorelei: yah I really am
Sookie: do you love him
Lorelei: yes I do
Sookie: are you going to ask him to marry you or are you going to wait and let him ask you
Lorelei: you know what I think I might actually ask him
Sookie: when?
Lorelei: soon
Sookie: soon as in tomorrow today a year from now, how soon
Lorelei: soon soon
Sookie: (excited) does soon soon mean later today
loralei: (nodds her head yes)
sookie: OH MY YAH finally it is about time
Loralei: what do you mean?
Sookie: I mean it is really about time for you and Luke to stay together I mean you to belong together the whole town knows it
Lorelei: whatever
Sookie: you're right what ever I will keep quiet
Lorelei: good because I don't want this to get out before I ask and before he says yes
Sookie: fair enough but you know he is going to say yes
Lorelei: I don't know but i am gonna leave know
Sookie: ok...wait one more thing
Lorelei: whats that
Sookie: you're gonna be a Sadie again sings "Sadie, Sadie, married lady. Meet a mortgagee
Luke runs in to hear this last part
Luke: hey Lorelei
Lorelei: hi I will be right there
Luke: (in his head "oh my")
Suddenly figures out what it means
Luke: I have to go
Lorelei: wait (to Sookie) see you later soak
Sookie: ok bye good luck
Cut to Lorelei chasing Luke through the square and heads into the diner
Lorelei: Luke will you stop please
Luke: no
Lorelei: why?
Luke: because I heard what you and Sookie were talking about
Lorelei: oh, well then you already know what I am going to ask
Luke: no I don't
Lorelei: oh well in that case, (gets down on one knee and gets an onion ring off of a nearby table) Luke will you marry me
Luke: Lorelei I don't know what to say
Lorelei: how about yes
Luke: okay YE...
Voice: no he can't
cut to logans dorm (rory knocks)
logan: (opens door) hey ace (they kiss) to what do I pay this pleasant suprise
Rory: Paris and Doyle doing the bunny hop
Logan: (laughing) okay (sarcastic) I guess I will just have to thank them next time. well I was just heading out do you want to go do something
Rory: well by any chance would you want to head down to Stars Hollow for the day I was about to head down (begins to rant) but I understand if you wouldn't want to go I mean of course you wouldn't want to go I mean what was I thinking I mean why would you want to go spend time in your gilfriends small little hometown you know what I am just gonna go bye
Logan: rory wait
rory: no thanks I am just gonna leave I feel so stupid
Logan: no you don't
Rory: how do you know what I feel
(logan stops her 2nd rant by kissing her)
Logan: because I love you Lorelei Leigh Gilmore
Rory: I love you too
Logan: that is good to know because I have a question for you
Rory: Okay what is it
(logan pulls something out of his pocket and gets down on oe knee)
Rory: oh my god
Logan: Lorelei Leigh Gilmore will you do me the honor of being my wife
Voice: no she will not
cut back to the diner
Luke: what the hell do you think you are doing here
voice: I came to get you back
Luke: well as you can see that is not gonna happen, I am with Lorelei right now , looks at Lorelei and forever, so nicole why don't you go screw yourself you le me go remember
Lorelei: is that a yes?!?!?
Luke: yes that is a definite yes starts to kiss passonitly and starts towards the stairs
Luke: ceaser i'm taking a break you're on
ceaser: you got it boss
time lapse they are laying in bed all happy
Lorelei: I love you so much Luke
Luke: I love you too
starts kissing
hear a knock on the door ceaser walks in with his hand over his eyes
ceaser: (paniked) I think you better get down her right now boss starts to leave oh you too Lorelei
cut bak to rory and logan
voice: I want you back rory
rory: no way in hell and
walks over to him and knees him in the balls
rory: and to you dean it is Mrs. Huntzburger
logan: that is a yes
rory: yes that is a yes
logan: oh my gosh I love you so much
kiss passonatly
rory: I love you too
logan: would you hate me if I go tell finn and colin
rory: not at all I am gonna head to stars hollow to tell my mom and lane
logan: ok starts to turn around oh and rory?
rory: yah
logan: I love you and I am soo happy
rory: I know logan I am too
another time lapse
rory is in the car on her way to stars hollow her cell phone rings
rory: hello
logan: hi its me his voice is sounds shakey
rory: honey whats wrong
logon: I caon't explain can you just come to the hospital very quickly please
rory: I am on my way...do I need to call my mom
logan: ok and I don't think so
rory: ok I am coming I love you
logan: I love you too
logan hangs up the phone
logan: there she is coming but are you going to hurt her
voice: well you might never know now will you
gunshot
switch to Lorelei and Luke at the diner
the are rushing down the stairs to see what is wrong
the whole town is trying to push themselves into the diner
Luke and Lorelei walk down
the town: yah
andrew: it's about time
Luke: what the
Lorelei: (to Luke) ms. patty
Luke: right should of known
Lorelei: so know yall know are yall happy?
town: woooo yay
Lorelei: I guess that is a yes
Luke and Lorelei kiss passonitaly
they break apart and hear yelling coming from the square
the whole town starts running towards the door
voice1: you b-a-s-t-a-r-d
voice2: no you're the b-a-s-t-a-r-d
voice1: go to h
voice2: right back at you
Lorelei gets outside first
Lorelei: uh oh
rory pulls up to the hospital and gets out and starts runnign towards the doors
somebody reaches out and grabs her
kidnapper: no you don't honey you are coming with me
rory: ahhh let me go
silences her by kissing her on the lips
rory:smacks him you the h do you thin you are
kidnapper: you really shouldn't of done that, now you and your boyfriend will pay
rory: oh no what did you do to logan
kidnapper: you will find out soon enough
scene switches to Lorelei running out side
Lorelei: no you guys stop it now
the two voices got into a fist fight Luke is trying to break them up
voice1jason: she is mine
voice2christopher no way in h she is mine
Lorelei: will you guys stop it I am not either of yours I am lukes and we are getiing married and are happy and we are going to have a baby so just leave us alone
you hear gasps and everyone is shocked espically Luke
Lorelei walks up to Luke
Lorelei: are you okay
Luke: are you sure
Lorelei: yes I am sure
everyone is stanting there watching amazed
Lorelei: are you mad
Luke: mad how could I be mad, I love you we are having a baby
Lorelei: yes we are so you are happy
Luke: of course I love you
Lorelei: I love you too
Town: awwww
Luke: so I think that it is time for us to do this right
Pulls out a box
Luke: Lorelei Victoria Gilmore will you be Mrs. backward baseball cap
NEW
Lorelei: YES!!!!!
(They hug and kiss)
Lorelei: Luke, can I talk to you in private for a minute
Luke: sure, let's go upstairs
(They head upstairs)
Luke: ok so what is it
Lorelei: ok this is kinda hard to tell you
Luke: Lorelei whatever it is I am always going to be her for you no matter what happens
Lorelei: I'm pregnant
(In shock Luke falls to the floor)
scene switches to Rory tied to a chair with a blindfold and gag on, there is a single light swinging back and forth above her
Rory: hmm mpph
Kidnapper: shut up, I would hate to have to hurt your pretty little face
Rory: (quietly) mpph
(Kidnapper takes off the gag but leaves the blindfold on)
Rory: (relief) ahhh
Kidnapper: (amused) there that is a little better isn't it sweetheart
Rory: (angry) what do u want?
Kidnapper: YOU!!!
(He takes off her blindfold)
Rory: (disbelieving) oh my god
(Then she faints)
Kidnapper: I knew she would like that little surprise, (to someone off screen) come on out she is out cold
Jess: haha now it is my turn
Dean: this is going to be fun
(They give each other high fives then walk out of the room)
Dean: until next time precious