Kagomeluvinuyasha: hello and welcome to truth or dare, this is going to be THE craziest thing you have read from me. I am the host.
Kikyo: Bla bla bla. If you ask me I think most people would agree that I should be the host!
Kagome: shut up clay pot! Kagomeluvinuyasha is the host because it is her house, not yours. No one would want to go to your house anyway, it would be made of dirt and clay!
Inuyasha: Leave her alone Kagome, it's not like she ASKED to be made out of clay!
Kagome: Inuyasha why do you stand up for her? She's made of CLAY!
Rin: Lord Fluffykins!
Sesshomaru: Rin will you cut that out?!
Rin: Yes Lord Fluffy!
Sesshomaru: RIN!!!!!!!
Kagomeluvinuyasha: Will you all shut up!!!!!! We need to get this game started-
Kagome: Inuyasha you are such a loser!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: And what about you, all you wear is a mini skirt! Who's knows if someone will lift it up!!! Someone's done it before.
Kagome: *blushes* I told you not to tell anyone!!!!
Inuyasha: *pokes toungue out* too bad I just did!
Kagomeluvinuyasha: SHUT UP!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: *silent out of being scared*
Kagomeluvinuyasha: Thank you *sighs* Kagome, truth or dare?
Kagome: ......... Dare.
Kagomeluvinuyasha: You either have to make out with Naraku or sit on Inuyasha's lap and kiss Sesshomaru with the dog boy inbetween you both.
Kagome: *smiles evilly* I'll take Sesshomaru. *goes over and sits on Inuyasha's lap, Sesshomaru sits beside his half-brother. Kisses Sesshomaru*
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!! GET OFF ME!!!!! GO FIND A ROOM TO DO THAT! NOT WHILST SITTING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Make us! *sticks toungue out and goes back to kissing*
Inuyasha: *pretends to look like he'll be sick*
Kagome: *sits on Sesshomaru's lap now*
Inuyasha: *springs up and sits beside Miroku looking scared*
Kagomeluvinuyasha: okay...-
Inuyasha: Kagome you just kissed my BROTHER!!!!!
Kagome: And? He's a better kisser than you!!!!!!
Inuyasha: So what but he's my brother!
Kagome: You'd kiss a dead woman clay pot!!!!
Inuyasha: *shrugs* but my brother!!!
Kagome: Clay pot!
Inuyasha: Brother!!!!
Kagome: Clay pot!!!!!!
Inuyasha: BROTHER!!!!!
Kagome: SIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! clay pot! hehe.
Inuyasha: *smashes to the ground* Kagome why did you have to do that?
Kagome: Because you're being a bad doggy.
Kagomeluvinuyasha: *sighs* Inuyasha truth or dare?
Inuyasha:............... Truth.
Kagomeluvinuyasha: Okay...... how long have you liked Kagome if you even did at all...?
Inuyasha: DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagomeluvinuyasha: *sighs* just this once. Okay your dare is to kiss Sango, or Miroku.
Inuyasha: WHAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagomeluvinuyasha: you can't change now... DO IT!!!!
Inuyasha: but- ok I choose Sango.
Sango: What? No stay away from me!!!!! *puts hands up to guard herself*
Inuyasha: *sighs* then what do I do now?
Kagomeluvinuyasha: Kiss her whether she likes it or not.
Sango: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *screams so loud windows break*
Inuyasha: *walks over to Sango, grabs her hands and kisses her for five seconds*
Sango: *shoves him away and spits, before hiding behind kagomeluvinuyasha*
Kagomeluvinuyasha: Next up we have a special guest coming!!!!!
Inuyasha and Miroku: WHO??!!!!!!!
Kagomeluvinuyasha: Kaysha of course, you already know her......... KAYSHA WHERE ARE YOU??!!!!!
Kaysha: Right here!!! *pops up from behind the couch scaring everyone*
Inuyasha: *hides behind Miroku in fright* When did you get here and how many dares have you seen?
Kaysha: all of 'em, that was funny between you and Sango, I almost burst out laughing because of how scared she looked, and how nervous YOU looked!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Inuyasha: *blushes and stares at a VERY pissed off Sango giving him the evil death glare*
Rin: Lord Fluffykins!!!!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: RIN WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT AND STOP CALLING ME LORD FLUFFYKINS!!!!!!?
Rin: Yes Lord Fluffy!!!!
Everyone: *bursts out laughing holding their sides*
Sesshomaru: RIN!!!! *chases her around the room in circles aorund the group of friends with Rin skipping.*
Rin: *skips while being chased* Lord Fluffykins, Lord Fluffykins, Oh my Lord Fluffykins is chasing me!!!!!!!! *in song*
Kaysha: *sweatdrops* ok who's next?
Kagomeluvinuyasha: You! Truth or dare?
Kaysha: Uh-oh............ um.........
Inuyasha and Kagome: DARE DARE DARE!!!!!!!
Kaysha: .....ok dare.
Kagomeluvinuyasha: *evil glare with a smile* you have to either kiss Inuyasha or go get Naraku and bring him here, then get Inuyasha to kiss him.
Kaysha: I'll be right back....... (gone)
FIVE HOURS LATER
Kagomeluvinuyasha: *yawns* how long does it take to find Naraku's house when she's helped me egg it before?
Kagome: She probably forgot, as usual.
Kaysha: Hey I heard that!!!!!!!!
Naraku: But I don't want to go in there!!!!
Kaysha: Get in or I'll kill you!!!!!
Naraku: Ok I'm going, slowly.
Kaysha: *pushes Naraku in by his back and throws him on the couch beside Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: Get that fool away from me Kay!!!!!!
Kaysha: Sorry it's a dare so hurry up and kiss him!!!!!
Naraku: Kiss Inuyasha? Why didn't you say so sooner?! I would have come quicker if I'd known that!!!! But I would still rather the monk Miroku!!!
Inuyasha and Miroku: *Throws up literally*
Naraku: *leans over to kiss Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU GAY LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up from couch and runs off, leaving Miroku in his place*
Naraku: *kisses Miroku by mistake*
Miroku: *pulls away and chases Inuyasha after throwing up.*
Naraku: *blinks with confusion, then shrugs*
Miroku: Get back here Inuyasha!!!!!!!!!!! You're gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: No way!! See ya Miroku, you'll never catch me!!!!-
Kaysha: *stands in Inuyasha's way and stops him, letting Miroku catch up and goes off, leaving Inuyasha to get bashed*
Kagomeluvinuyasha: *shakes head and sighs* We'll be back with more truth or dares later on, now someone help me save Inuyasha and break up the fight!!!!!.........
Kikyo: Like we would want to come back i mean ttis place is a dump!! And get your hands off my man MONK!!!!!
Kagomeluvinuyasha and Kaysha: WE'LL SHOW YOU WHOS HOUSE IS MORE OF A DUMP AND HOW WELL YOU CAN RAN DEAD CLAY POT WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND STOP CALLING INUYASHA YOUR'S CAUSE HE IS NOT AND WILL SOMEONE HELP US KILL KIKYO???!!!!!!!!!!! STUFF IT KIKYO GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kikyo: No way........ AHHHHHHHHHHH........... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*falls over at the door coz there is a mat there and me and Kaysha bash her up*
Kagome: *sighs* well we will be back soon with more um....... fun and more truth or dares??!! thanx.
Rin: Lord Fluffykins!!! *still being chased by Sesshomaru*