Dragon Ball Z in real life- wait WHAT?!

Some weird dreams and reality don't mix. ESPECIALLY when you can dream your worst nightmares into the real world. Join me as the most iconic DBZ villain as well Z fighters comes to life in the real world. Rated T for violence and mature language.

Authors Note: This story is based off of a series of dreams I had, so don't be surprised if some things are a bit random. On with the story!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Dragon Ball Z!

My name is Kana. I am thirteen years old, and my life is good.

Anyway, this story begins in 7th grade. It's June, and it is freaking hot for Canadian weather. I'm at school and I'm reviewing stuff that happened during the day.

"So, we had that math lesson yesterday, I finished that work, social studies... done that..."

"Kana? Earth to Kana?"

My friend Dakota's voice snaps me out of my reverie. Curse me and thinking too much! I always zone out. I look towards her. "I'm fine."

"You sure?"

I nodded.

"Want to go pick up the-"

The singing bowl rang and our teacher made the announcement to clean up for the end of the day. The singing bowl is used to get everyone's attention to make an announcement

"Never mind." Dakota said, deflating a bit.

"It's okay Dakota. We'll be able to hold the guinea pigs tomorrow."

We have a few class pets. We have a cockatiel named Eugene, and the new guys, Lucy and Ethel, who are guinea pigs.

And so, all of us started to pack up our things and did our jobs. After, I sat with Dakota and my other wonderful friend Sophie. We were born on the same day. These two were the only girls that actually accepted me as a girl. Besides my opposite gender friends Niall and Santi. Santi was egotistical like Vegeta and could get really cocky. Niall, on the other hand was like Goku most of the time. He was carefree, friendly, and hilarious (He makes jokes and innuendos out of anything). I also had two other male friends, Jet and Spencer. I have a crush on Spencer.

We talked for a bit since all of us had the jobs that took place in the morning. 5 minutes later, we were told that we were being dismissed at recess.

We went to a park dubbed, "The checkerboard" because of its flat concrete area with patterns like a checkerboard. 10 minutes later, and I started to feel a familiar nausea from my stomach.

"Crap, my anxiety! Why now? What's going to happen?" Usually if my anxiety acted up like that, then it meant something wasn't right. Just as I was thinking that, something came from overhead and exploded.

Everyone was blown backwards. I looked skywards and saw humanoid shapes floating in the sky.

"Oh my god! That was a Ki blast! If those dreams were true, then earth was in for a world of hell!"

"RUN! GET OUT OF HERE!" I bellowed. Everyone immediately took off with their backpacks in little groups.

"Kana! What's going on?!" Sophie, Dakota, Niall and Santi were with me in seconds.

"Remember DBZ?" All except Santi nodded. I talk about the anime with them frequently. "It's Freeza. It's my fault, I dreamt him into this world!"

"What the fuck is a Freeza?!" Santi said.

"But if he's here, the Z fighters should be too!" Sophie said in a panic, ignoring Santi.

"OK, you three stay together. I'll lead them away. Meet me at Mount Douglas, OK?!" I said in a rush.

"Kana, be careful!" Santi said.

I faced the soldiers, and shrieked while flipping them off with both hands:

"COME AND GET ME, YOU JACKASSED FUCKS!"

Then we split up, with Freeza's army following me.

"Run, run, run!" I said as I ran to the trestle bridge. There was a huge and thick forest across the four hundred meter bridge that I could hide in.

As I ran, I couldn't help but notice that the soldiers were only chasing me. Did I insult them too much?

I cleared the bridge without getting hit, and continued to run. One soldier got in front of me, and soon I was surrounded. I looked at them with disgust. Then, I reached into my pocket, pulled out a whistle, (It's one of the ones that are extra loud and shrill) and blew into it.

If anyone has heard what it sounds like when you blow into those, you'd know how the soldiers felt. Wincing myself (my ears are sensitive), I grabbed some gravel from the path, threw it at the soldier's eyes, and ran into the thicket.

"Oh, Kami, please hope they can't sense me with their scouter's."

Meanwhile, the soldiers were having an argument.

"Hey, where the hell is she?"

"I don't know, asshole, you tell me!"

"Stop your fucking arguing. We need to report back to Lord Freeza."

Then a whooshing sound, then they were gone. After confirming they were gone for good, I opened my backpack and looked at my supplies. My lunch kit, a sketchbook, Wings of Fire book 8: Escaping Peril (Don't own that), my water bottle, my phone, a compass carabiner, my first aid/emergency kit, and of course, my whistle. I sighed. I hope my friends are okay.

I stood up. Now I had to go to Mt. Doug. Let's take the highway route. It'll take longer, but it will be easier. Locating the direction of the highway, I packed up my things and headed out.

Somewhere else in the city…

"Jeez, what happened here?"

A seventeen year old kicked a piece of concrete. "Freeza happened. What Dende told us already happened." Gohan said.

Flashback.

Everyone was called to the Lookout because of an emergency. Dende sounded a bit frazzled, so something was up.

"Thank you guys for coming in such short notice." Dende said.

"What's up Dende?" Gohan asked.

"Freeza is back."

"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled simultaneously.

Dende nodded. "I'm afraid so. He's not in this universe though. He's in our parallel universe. So, I'll need to send you there immediately."

"What do we do once we're there?" Krillin asked.

"You need to find a young girl by the name of Kana. She has long brown hair, and she will have, and listen carefully, a pendant that has an eagle, and a dream catcher. This is your tip, "A god's name will guide you to your hope." He finished cryptically.

"How is that supposed to help us?!" Vegeta shouted.

End of Flashback.

Goku looked around. The city was a wasteland of concrete bits and fires. They had to find the girl Dende described and quick.

"So, what did she look like again?" Goten asked.

A nine year old scoffed. "She has longish brown hair, and a pendant with an eagle and a dream catcher. Seriously? You couldn't remember that much?" Trunks said.

"As much as I would love to snitch at Kakabrat number two, I think we should get on with finding the girl."

"Wow, Vegeta, I'm surprised to hear that come from you." Gohan piped up.

"Shut it Kakabrat."

"Stop snitching at my sons and let's search. I don't think we should fly, since Freeza's soldiers will be swarming around here." Goku said. And with that, they began their search.

OH SNAP SH*TS GETTING REAL AND THE STORY JUST STARTED!

I hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter of my first story here on ! I'll hopefully be able to update soon!

Kana out!