Neko: I RETURN!!!!
GIR: Can I have some tacos?
Neko: Yep! -Gives GIR tacos-
GIR: YAY!
D (A.K.A d-r-e...). (I thank the author who thought of that replacement of the NAME (My cursed memory forgot you))
D: Why are WE tortured?
Neko: One, 'cuz I don't like you. Two, do not speak. The voice burns my ears.
D: THIS VOICE?!?!!? (Purposely annoying Neko)
Neko: GIR!!
GIR: SAMMICH!!! -Shoots sandwich out of head-
D: -Is hit with sandwich and flies through brick wall-
Neko: -laughs-
Disclaimer: Neko does not own MMP, of TMM. Or GIR. OR the song Bob. Or any references I may make. See if you can catch 'em!
P.S. I have a account on Neopets. My username is mewpai.
REVIEW DANGIT! REEEVIWWWW!!
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Neko was immensely bored. That meant certain DOOM for someone. Just not now. She began singing Bob. "I, man, am regal- a German am I! Never odd or even! If I had a hi-fi! Madam, I'm Adam! Too hot to hoot!" Neko quits singing. "It's BOLOGNA I TELL YOU!!!BOLOGNA!!!" And Neko pronounced 'bologna' bah-log-nah. Weird. Anyways, Neko still needed to cure her boredom. That was fairly easy. She could spend ten minutes playing with a fairly long piece of string. But that is neither here nor there. I've always wanted to say that. Neko took a HUGE breath. "KI-SSHUUUUUUUUUU! GET YOUR FLOATING BEHIND OVER HERE!!!!!!!" she screamed. Amazingly enough the alien appeared. "Jeez, Root! Watch the blood pressure." Kisshu reprimanded the cat-girl. Neko stuck her tongue out. "FINE! I won't tell you how to get REVENGE!" Neko told Kisshu. Kisshu apologized. Neko grinned Mr. Forman's I'm-Mr.-Forman-so-I-can-kick-your-butts-in-an-argument-so-ha grin. "REVENGE AGAINST MMP!!!" Neko screamed manically. "DUDE! GET IN HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU IN FUN WAYS OF I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" She yelled. Kisshu looked at her and made a sarcastic comment on the great expanse of results. D. appeared. Neko screamed loudly. The Psychos appeared, accompanied by a new brown haired, glasses wearing girl. Also known as Akuma. Everyone expect Akuma started beating D. with random clubs. Akuma summoned a demon, which she was nicknamed after. Demon, I mean. So D was like one-sixteenth dead. Time to accomplish the other fifteen. :D Oh, oh, oh! Let's do SCRIPT!!!
Neko: Well, anybody got any other torture ideas?
Akuma: Let's unleash him to Dolores Umbridge.
Neko: UNLEASH!!
Umbridge: -Appears-
