Monkeys for everyone!
By Lady Death
Piccolo was enjoying his usual relaxing rest under a crashing, ice cold waterfall when suddenly he heard a noise with his super sensitive hearing. He looked down to see something coming toward him at an incredible pace. He slowly levitated to the ground to greet his unwelcome guest accordingly. He had just decided on how to handle the nuisance when it passed him at super high speed. "The monkeys are coming! The monkeys are coming!" He heard the person cry as he passed. Piccolo looked up just in time to see the horrific fate that awaited him.
Meanwhile at Kame house... "I'm starved!" That Great Saiyan man stated as he entered. Master Roshi didn't even shrug a reply. For the past few days, the tv station had been taken over by a computer virus that caused them to play non stop uncut anime. Gohan sighed and went into the kitchen, only to find that Master Roshi hadn't restocked since the last time Gokou had been there. "Aw man..." He whined. "I think that dumbass costume of yours is causing you bad luck, Gohan." He heard Videl tease from behind him. "What are you talking about?" He replied, still totally and utterly convinced his costume was the coolest thing in the world, "I'm stylin'!" He did a few poses for her, and she left in disgust, leaving Gohan to worry about food again. "I guess I'll just have to go to the store..." He sighed and flew off, never knowing the fate held in store for him there. He landed outside the grocery store, not even noticing how deserted everything was. His mind was on other things,
namely food. He piled the cart high with food. "That should be enough for lunch..." He muttered into the deserted store. When he pulled up to the cash register, only then did he notice no one was around. He scanned the area and dinged the little gold bell a few times. He heard a rustling sound behind him and turned in time to cry out before he met his terrible fate.
"What is going on!?" King Kai yelled at no one in particular. "Something is wrong...Gokou!" He called. No answer. He tried again. He finally tried to find the super saiyan, who was busy eating. "Aww man..." He muttered. Now he'd never find out what was wrong on Earth. He sighed and went back to listening. Suddenly he was jumped from behind and he met the same terrible fate as Piccolo and Gohan.
Kame's lookout (ever noticed how many things have the word Kame in them?) "What's wrong, Dende?" Mr.Popo asked the tall green, pointy eared boy string down at the Earth. "I don't know, Mr.Popo, but I feel an evil presence..." Mr.Popo rolled his eyes. Dende had been saying that about everything, and every time it turned out to be butterflies, or a lost puppy, or his lost pet iguana. He turned away from the namek and cried out in terror. Dende turned a split second too late to heed Popo's warning. "Monkeys!!!"
Years later ... Videl leans over and whispers in Mirai Trunks' ear "Damnit, I hate monkeys..." and tugs on the chain the overlord monkeys placed on her after they conquered the entire world. Everyone (well, except the humans...and half humans... and one forth humans... and saiyans... and, ah, the hell with it. anyone other than monkeys) lives happily ever after.
The End
By Lady Death
Piccolo was enjoying his usual relaxing rest under a crashing, ice cold waterfall when suddenly he heard a noise with his super sensitive hearing. He looked down to see something coming toward him at an incredible pace. He slowly levitated to the ground to greet his unwelcome guest accordingly. He had just decided on how to handle the nuisance when it passed him at super high speed. "The monkeys are coming! The monkeys are coming!" He heard the person cry as he passed. Piccolo looked up just in time to see the horrific fate that awaited him.
Meanwhile at Kame house... "I'm starved!" That Great Saiyan man stated as he entered. Master Roshi didn't even shrug a reply. For the past few days, the tv station had been taken over by a computer virus that caused them to play non stop uncut anime. Gohan sighed and went into the kitchen, only to find that Master Roshi hadn't restocked since the last time Gokou had been there. "Aw man..." He whined. "I think that dumbass costume of yours is causing you bad luck, Gohan." He heard Videl tease from behind him. "What are you talking about?" He replied, still totally and utterly convinced his costume was the coolest thing in the world, "I'm stylin'!" He did a few poses for her, and she left in disgust, leaving Gohan to worry about food again. "I guess I'll just have to go to the store..." He sighed and flew off, never knowing the fate held in store for him there. He landed outside the grocery store, not even noticing how deserted everything was. His mind was on other things,
namely food. He piled the cart high with food. "That should be enough for lunch..." He muttered into the deserted store. When he pulled up to the cash register, only then did he notice no one was around. He scanned the area and dinged the little gold bell a few times. He heard a rustling sound behind him and turned in time to cry out before he met his terrible fate.
"What is going on!?" King Kai yelled at no one in particular. "Something is wrong...Gokou!" He called. No answer. He tried again. He finally tried to find the super saiyan, who was busy eating. "Aww man..." He muttered. Now he'd never find out what was wrong on Earth. He sighed and went back to listening. Suddenly he was jumped from behind and he met the same terrible fate as Piccolo and Gohan.
Kame's lookout (ever noticed how many things have the word Kame in them?) "What's wrong, Dende?" Mr.Popo asked the tall green, pointy eared boy string down at the Earth. "I don't know, Mr.Popo, but I feel an evil presence..." Mr.Popo rolled his eyes. Dende had been saying that about everything, and every time it turned out to be butterflies, or a lost puppy, or his lost pet iguana. He turned away from the namek and cried out in terror. Dende turned a split second too late to heed Popo's warning. "Monkeys!!!"
Years later ... Videl leans over and whispers in Mirai Trunks' ear "Damnit, I hate monkeys..." and tugs on the chain the overlord monkeys placed on her after they conquered the entire world. Everyone (well, except the humans...and half humans... and one forth humans... and saiyans... and, ah, the hell with it. anyone other than monkeys) lives happily ever after.
The End