I don't own Inuyasha, A Christmas Carol, or the Muppets. But I do own an army of owls. Don't ask.
Once upon a time…
"Once upon a time!?" Kagome cried out. "Is that the best you can do?"
Shush you're not supposed to pay attention to the narrator!!! As I was saying…Once upon a time, there was a half-demon named Inuyasha. He was a very rude and cruel demon. He would go around Japan, killing demons and stealing their shards…
"Uh, lady, I need the shards to complete the Shikon Jewel!" Inuyasha yelled.
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE OMNIOUS VOICE!!!!! Anyway, and he was such a jerk to his friends that were always loyal to him. Kagome tried to be nice to him, but he'd yell at her, making her go home. Sango and Miroku were always trying to help him on his journeys, but he'd just ignore them. This is a story of a rude demon who is visited by three spirits of Christmas…
"WTF Don't I get a say in this!?" Inuyasha once again cried out.
Nope!!!