Die Megan Hoshi

Die Megan Hoshi

Shikami~Sun

""He's called Tony," she mumbled through frozen lips. "And they cut his daemon away. That's what the Gobblers do." Lyra Belacqua to gypsy men-The Golden Compass

Note: I don't own a thing in this fic. Megan Hoshi is Dokumi's and the Gundam Wing characters are owned by their owners.

Die Megan Hoshi

Megan Hoshi walked down the street. She saw Heero Yuy smiling oddly at her. Not thinking anything was wrong, she kept walking. Heero stepped in front of her and said, "Die Megan Hoshi. Hee hee." He held a gun up to her forehead and she gasped.

Then Relena Darlian-Peacecraft came. She said: "Go Heero! Kill Megan Hoshi!" and she cheered Heero on. Duo Maxwell walked up. He said: "Die Megan Hoshi and pointed his gun at Megan Hoshi. Annoyed, Relena pointed her gun at Megan Hoshi.

Then Trowa Barton walked up. He said: "Die Megan Hoshi." And he pointed his gun at her. Annoyed, Catherine walked up and pointed her gun at Megan Hoshi. Megan gulped.

Chang Wufei walked over. He kicked Megan Hoshi in the face: "Die Megan Hoshi." Megan began to wail and wail. She forgot her transformation brooch so she couldn't become Sailor Stella. Quatre walked up. He pointed his Gundam at her: "Die Megan Hoshi." Megan continued to wail.

Dorothy walked up: "Die Megan Hoshi." And she put smelly socks right up Megan Hoshi's nose. Megan wailed some more. Relena brought out her mallet and bopped Megan Hoshi on the head: "Die Megan Hoshi." Then Barney came up and said: "Marry me Megan Hoshi." Everyone else facefaulted and shot or kicked or did something mean to Barney. Megan Hoshi wailed at the loss of her fiancé.

Then, they turned their guns to her and she screamed so loud that she awoke OZ from their unbreakable slumber. The OZ officers got up and got their guns and MS'. Then everybody team fired. Finally Megan Hoshi was dead. Zechs whose real name is Milliardo, who looks like Yue, said: "Hmm, next we should kill Sailor Mini Moon."

Everyone agreed and their next target was to be Sailor Mini Moon. Unfortunately that's another story I'll have to write tomorrow. Bye.

Owari.

Look for the sequel:


Die Sailor Mini Moon