---Episode 13: No Need for Farts.---

By: Washu the best genius scientist in the universe!

::Ryoko: DAMN Ayeka! What is that RAUNCHY smell?!

::Ayeka: Don't blame it on me!!!

::Tenchi: ...-Runs to the bathroom.-

::Washu: So who could it be?

::Sasami: I knew I should haven't made beans for supper last night! ;_;!

::Kiyone: Well, I'm just fine. ^.~ Pepto Bismol

::Mihoshi: -.-zzzZZZzzzZZz..

:: Tenchi: -Weird noise from bathroom.- FFFFFFFFFEEEEEEERRRBBEEEERRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUURRRR!

:: Fart: Uu-u-UUUUURRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFF

:: Ryoko: ..............................................

:: Ayeka: -Faints.-

:: Washu: x.x; Poor Tenchi. Now I'm gonna have to fix that toilet ...

:: Sasami: -Wailing her heart out.- WAAAAAH! TENCHI'S CONSTIPAAHAATED....!

:: Mihoshi: Wassat? Tenchis Constantly Hated?

:: Ryoko: HOLY! SHIT! ITS...REALLY...SMELLING!

:: Ryoko: Cant-breathe!

:: Kiyone: -Runs to the door....staggers....falls...-

:: Sasami: -While choking on a sob, she breaths in alot of smell and...drops dead to the floor.-

:: Washu: -Twisting and jerking on the floor.-

:: Ryoko: I'm...the only....survivior....

:: Tenchi: -Thought.- One more push...and....

:: Tenchi: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffeee eeeeeeeeerrrreeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrf. ...............

:: Ryoko: -Blood curling scream.-

:: Ryoko: -Dies...lands on Ryo-Ohki...who's carrot comes shooting out of her mouth.-

:: Ryo-Ohki: My only life force.......

:: Ryo-Ohki: -Flops over like road kill.-

:: Tenchi: -Walks out the bathroom, sighing and looking as pleasant as ever...-

:: Tenchi: Those beans were gre- -Looks at the chaos.-

:: Tenchi: -Hears toilets flush around the house. His gramps and da come down sighing and patting their stomachs.-

:: Gramps: Oh dear...-Looks at all the dead people...and...twitching...Washu.-

:: Washu: -Twitch....twitch...-

:: Tenchi: Oh well! Now we can live in peace!

:: The End.

:: But wait!

:: Mihoshi: o.-;; Is it morning...?

:: Tenchi/Gramps/Da: -ANIME FALL!-

:: The END

:: Grave Digger: -Diggin' xD!!!!!! Anywho...looks over at Tenchi- So how did these poor souls die?

:: Tenchi: they couldnt handle my charm..

:: Grave Digger: ^.~ I see. The cologne blew'm away?

:: Tenchi: You know it...