Meh…Here's another short story from me, Shining Riku. It was just an idea, so I decided to write a story. It will only be a few chapters long. This story is for anybody in need of a good laugh. Anyways, I hope you people enjoy it regardless of length! On with the show!
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It was winter.
Young Link stood in front of a window, with his elbows resting on the sill. He had a dreamy look on his face. He was daydreaming about playing in the snow with his friends the Ice Climbers, Ness, Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff.
"Link! Time for school!" Zelda called from the kitchen.
"Aw, man! I don't wanna go to school! I want to play in the snow!" Young link whined.
"I'm sorry, Link, but you have to go to school, whether you're a Smasher or not. You're not any more special than any other kid, unless if you count you've been on a few adventures, but that still doesn't excuse you from school." Zelda said.
"I know…"
"I have your lunch right here." She handed a paper bag to Y. Link.
"Thank you, Zelda." He said.
"You're welcome. I'll see you after school, ok?"
"Ok…"
"Link…If it makes you feel any better, I'm fixing dinner tonight, with Peach." Zelda said sweetly.
"You are!?!? Awesome!" Y. Link said excitedly.
"Yes. It's sort of my job to make up for the horrible cooks in this house." Zelda said with distaste.
Link groaned. He could only remember too clearly. C. Falcon cooked the dinner the other night, and it was soooo horrible! He coulda killed everybody, if it wasn't for Master Hand's miraculous anti-toxin. C. Falcon was fired as cook the same night.
"Thank goodness Captain Falcon's not allowed to cook anymore." Link sighed.
"Amen to that." Zelda said, rolling out dough and dusting it with flour.
"…What bread are you making?" Link asked curiously, standing on his tippy-toes to get a better look at the dough.
"I'm baking my famous sweet bread." Zelda said, playfully poking him in the side.
"Aw, cut it out!" Young Link laughed.
HONK HONK!
"Oh great…Captain Falcon is driving us to school?" Link groaned.
"I'm sorry, but yes…As long as he doesn't get a ticket, you should be able to get to school on time." Zelda said.
"Fat chance. He drives so fast, it's a wonder people can even see him." Young Link muttered as he stepped out of the kitchen door so that he could walk to the front door.
"Have a nice day at school!" Zelda called through the door before it closed.
Y. Link kept walking until he reached the front door, where there was a coat stand. He grabbed a long coat that covered his legs, and with a degree of difficulty, he managed to get the heavy coat off of the rack and struggled into it.
HONK HONK!
"I'M COMING!" Link yelled. He grabbed his backpack, and put it on, and then put his sack lunch in his pack. Then he walked out of the front door and over to Falcon's racing car, the Blue Falcon.
"Come on, let's not wait for the grass to grow." Falcon called out of the window after rolling it down.
"…It's winter. Duh. Grass does not grow during this season." Link replied smartly.
"Keep your smart remarks to yourself, punk." Falcon retorted.
Link sighed, and Falcon pressed a button to open the airtight car. Link hopped in next to his friends, all of which were wearing furry coats and such.
"Whatdidja get for lunch?" Popo asked him.
"Uh…Let me see." Link said, while the door sealed itself and Falcon sped off. He dug in his backpack, and pulled out the bag. He opened it, and looked inside.
There was a sandwich, a crisp, bright red apple, and a bag of chips.
"The usual." Link replied. "What about you?"
"The same…" Popo sighed.
"Pika!"
"Yeah right, Pikachu." Link said.
"You kids be quiet back there!" Falcon said loudly. "I can't concentrate on the road!"
"Ok!" Link replied, exasperated.
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"I hate school!" Link moaned.
"Who doesn't?" Ness said.
The group of kids walked down a hallway in school, heading for their first class.
"Uh oh…Bully alert…" Popo said quietly. He was at his locker, and he attempted to shut himself inside, but Nana pulled him out and shut it.
The bully in question was in eighth grade…Link wasn't sure. He was overweight, and quite massive. He resembled a big pig that walked on its two hind legs.
Link and his friends were only in fifth grade, and were sorta terrified of any of the bullies in the school. All of the other kids were terrified.
"Hide your food. Here comes vacuum man." Nana whispered.
Thankfully, the kids had large coats, so they could hide their food quite safely.
"Sniff Sniff….Fe fi fo yum! I'm HUNGRY! And I smell FOOD!" The fat kid bellowed.
"Oh shoot…" Ness mumbled.
"YOU!" The fat kid pointed at the friends.
"Me?" Link asked, pointing at himself. Then he looked around, and the whole long hallway was quite barren. Nobody in sight but themselves and the human vacuum.
"YES, DWEEB! YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO ME!" The fat kid roared.
"This?" Link held up his lunch. "This? This is mine, fatso. It's not my fault you went and ate your house out, and then ate the house too! Go pick on someone your own size!" Link snapped.
"No one else is his size." Popo whispered.
"YOU HAVE THAT WRONG! THAT FOOD IS MINE!" The kid ordered.
"Have you ever thought about why all of us kids are skinny? It's because you eat all of the food in this whole school! Even the cafeteria lady is scared of you! Do you only think about yourself?" Link asked angrily.
"GIVE ME THE FOOD, AND I WILL SPARE YOU!" The kid said.
"Fat Chance!" Link said, placing heavy emphasis on the two words.
"Come and take it, tubby!" Ness said, pulling out his baseball bat.
"Break it up!" Master Hand ordered. He happened to be the principal of the school, too.
"I'll get that food someday, mark my words." The fat kid said as he walked off. "You're gonna get it during recess!"
"I'd like to see you try!" Nana taunted.
"Jiggly!" Jigglypuff said, doing her taunt and rolling around on the ground.
"Man, let's hope we're lucky enough to not run into another bully today…" Link said.
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Um…I don't know what you people think about my story so far, so please review it! I hope you enjoyed it. Also, I'm far from finished! Till next time, people!