Super Smash Bros. :Behind the scenes
Director: "Ok I want you guys to go to Sector Z for this show."
Kirby, Fox, Yoshi, and Mario were chosen to go.
Director: "And…action!"
Everyone started to fight using their skills. Kirby sucked Yoshi with his mouth.
Yoshi (in Kirby's mouth): "Ahhh! Oh my god! Marshmallows! Disgusting!"
Yoshi vomited inside Kirby and Kirby went crazy!
Kirby (as he spits out Yoshi): "WTF? My mouth is…ahhh!"
Kirby and Yoshi were sent to the hospital. Yoshi was having vomit sickness and Kirby fainted for very long.
Director: "Alright! Cut cut!"
Dr. Mario was diagnosing the guys. Kirby awakes and finds that Barney was besides him.
Kirby: "Ahhh! WTF? Why the hell is he here?"
Dr. Mario: "Well…he wants to become a nurse and he came to this hospital to get the job. Now he's my new partner. I really missed the old partner. Her name was Britney Spears."
If you guys happen to know Britney, then you know what she does.
Barney: "He he he! Kirby is awake! Want some music that I made myself?"
Kirby (he felt very sick): "I rather go to hell than listen to your damn music!"
Barney began to cry like a sissy who wants her mama.
Dr. Mario: "Uh oh…I guess you hurt her…I mean his feelings."
Kirby: "He deserves it!"
After a while Yoshi was awake. He saw that Barney ran to his room filled with tears.
Yoshi: "Ahh! Jesus Christ!"
Yoshi fainted again and this time he had a heart failure too.
Barney came in and saw that Yoshi was dying.
Barney: "Oh no! I got to use CPR!"
Barney was lousy in CPR and it only made Yoshi get worse.
A hospital policeman came in and saw what had happened. He thought that Barney killed Yoshi and arrested Barney. Hurray!
Barney (as he was forced inside the police van): "No! I was only helping!
Barney cried so loud that the director heard it. The director was like 5 miles from the hospital.
Meanwhile at the hospital Kirby was feeling better and seem to recover fast.
Kirby: "Ok I guess I can leave. I feel way better!"
Dr. Mario: "Ok Kirby take care! Don't swallow Yoshis. They hate marshmallows!"
Kirby: "By the way…where is Yoshi?"
Dr. Mario: "I better go check on him."
Dr. Mario came into the room and was shocked. Yoshi is dead!
Dr. Mario: "Dear god! Wait…there's Barney's foot prints! I wonder where this leads."
To be continued…
