I was in my room one day. Sitting in my chair, looking through theodd1sout videos. Wondering when he was going to post a new one. Looking and looking for days. Weeks! Months! Nonstop in my room. I have eaten everything in my mini fridge. Looking and looking. Then it strikes me. Theodd1sout is gone. He had not posted for years. Easily going insane by all this work. he was dying from fury at everyone. He was mad. Nobody knew why. I was silently having a mental break down. I will DIE if there aren't new videos! I will find out why. I am furious. I will look under every table. Every chair. What will I do! Without my little prince that is theodd1sout?
I live across the country from James. I will have to trek the lands of everywhere. I will check James house. I will ask his dogs. I will fight for him with bazookas. I will ask his family. I will make him animate. I will. First I will start the eastern states. I will blow everything up. But it will not hit James. he has powers like a god. Like boys named Cody. He has a magical field around him. It protects him. He loves everyone. He loves everybody. He loves me.
He will protect me. I will steal his undies. I will love
Him forever. That is a promise.
I look through the eastern states. Shooting anyone that gets in my way! Looking and searching for him if he ran away. He is my senpai. He would not run from me. I am sweet as a peach. I yell "senpai!" everywhere. Looking and searching. Then out of the blue, the police started to chase me! i yell "IM DOING THIS FOR SENPAI!" and shoot them with the bazooka. The all die. I must do everything for my senpai! I travel across the country to senpai's houses. Looking and searching in closets and under tables. Then, I find my senpai, lying across the floor in anger. He sees me and yells, "Jaiden! Why do you come to this place! I told you to stop ruining my content and you ran away! You were too clingy! But you never stopped loving me, you freak of nature!" his angry eyes burning through my head. I trembled in sadness. "I didn't know!" I yell, "I thought I was helping you, but I put you to shame! I am sorry." I look at him with tears in my eyes. He looks at me back. I say "I think you are a great youtuber and wanted more from you. I wanted you to be even better! I didn't know. But, I love you." he looks at me with a face of disgust. Then he smiles and says, "I never knew you felt that way. I feel that way too. I would never show it. It was sad. Always working on my content, never being with other people (that often) it blinded me. I should not have been so rude. I love you." and looks at me with respect and kisses me with all the courage he has. I kiss back. We will never be separated again.
The end!
This is all a joke.