Ello, this is BakaNekoSan, and I know I'm crazy for posting yet ANOTHER story, but this one's practically complete - minus the editing - so I'm hoping that I can update it quickly. If not then (shrugs) I guess that means suffering on my part and the readers'.

Inspiration for Fic: When having/going-to a party we played a game that made me curious to make a fanfic for Sasuke and Naruto, thus this was created, though it kinda grew larger than I had expected...

Warning: Nothing is really pervy in this story, so no need to worry; only hints. OOC-ness as always for my stories. Oh, and the chapies might be on the short side (why?) because this WAS going to be a one-shot, but it was starting to get so long that it exceeded even "Doctor Uchiha" (19 pages on Word, for those who have no clue as to what I'm talking about), so I decided to cut it up into pieces to post!

Pairing: Main: SasuNaru Hinted: NaruSaku (a lot of hinted-ness) but no need to fear SasuNaru lovers because it is just Naruto's crush for Sakura that he has always suffered from.

Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Naruto or any of the characters. :(

And I'll eventually get back to "Permanent Pigtails" and "Naruto's Pet." I was growing restless with their storylines so I had to go to something else for a while...

Enjoy.

A Party Befitting a Fangirl

Invitation

Uchiha Sasuke lay sprawled over his couch in what appeared to be a very awkward and uncomfortable position, but the raven thought quite the opposite – in other words he didn't care – since only moments ago he had returned from a mission and was tuckered out. He was thankful to receive a pleasant rest at this moment and very slowly relaxed his body against the couch. Sleep was five seconds away… four… three…

Knock Knock

Onyx eyes snapped open and veered towards the front door in a very characteristic 'just-go-and-die' expression that he wore on a daily basis. If he was made to get up and open the door there would be bloodshed. Mess with the Uchiha while he's tired then you will receive a one-way ticket to Hell.

Knock Knock!

That was it. The intruder obviously wished to purchase one of those said tickets and the raven was happy to oblige to the plea. He was at the door within seconds of climbing from the couch. A swift and forceful yank of the doorknob was part of his routine when going about this sort of thing, and the intimidating death glare that was plastered all over his flawless face was just another feature.

Yes, everything was going according to plan, but there was one tiny detail – or flaw, if you will – in this plan that made all of the difference in the world to the raven once he took note of who was standing on the other side of his door.

There, staring at the ground in front of him was none other than Uzumaki Naruto. Sasuke thought that reality had slipped away from him for a moment. Naruto never came over to his house for anything, ever! The Uchiha had to peer around the blonde in case it was some kind of trick or trap lying in wait for him, but everything seemed normal enough…

"W-What do you want, dobe?" the Uchiha managed to growl as he felt the heat from his boiling rage he previously suffered alter to another form of heat. His cheeks flushed slightly at the surprise, making it evident that he was flustered, but the oblivious male before him kept his eyes glued to ground, so he didn't notice Sasuke's odd behavior.

Naruto kicked at an imaginary rock in his frustration of having to do this. The idea was ludicrous, but he had to do it; he had to ask this question. "Wou-would you mind coming over to my house…?" He felt the humiliation and defeat sink in at voicing it, but gave a small and short sigh of relief to finally asking nonetheless.

A wave of heat engulfed the raven, starting in his face and ending in… well, a lower region. Though the tingling sensation itched to fill Sasuke's cheeks with a darker color he refrained from giving in to it and covered up his moment of surprise and bliss with a smug response. "Why would I want to go to your house?" The Uchiha mentally kicked himself for avoiding an answer with a question.

"B-because," started the shaky voice that was Naruto; he couldn't understand why he was becoming nervous all of a sudden. He would never falter under Sasuke's gaze like this, so why start now? Naruto clenched his fists to this thought and stated very clearly, "I-I've invited Sakura over to my house and I want you to be there too!" Lies! Naruto didn't want Sasuke anywhere near his house while Sakura was there, but the only way for Sakura to even consider going was to have Uchiha Sasuke, himself and in the flesh – and not some transformed Naruto – to be there! Sakura said so herself… "Invite Sasuke or I refuse to come…"

Naruto sighed dejectedly, looked up to the raven, but instead of seeing said male he was reunited with the front door.

"Ah! Wait, teme!"

The thought of finally having Sakura willingly enter his house drove Naruto to take the horrible – and strange – advice that the pink-haired female had suggested if something like this occured.

Naruto forced himself between the door and the doorframe at the last second. While he and the Uchiha fought against one another the blonde quickly spat out the exact wording that Sakura had used in her suggestion, blushing in embarrassment as he did, "Please, Sasuke! I'm at your mercy! I'll-I'll even go so far as to choke down my pride and bend to your will if you come to my house! I'm begging here!"

Why Naruto had to say something like that to get Sasuke's attention was beyond him, but he was surprised to find himself falling onto the floor of the Uchiha's residence because of the abrupt halt in the fight over the door.

The innocent, unknowing azure eyes flicked up to watch the Uchiha fixedly and worriedly as the male fought the strong forces of a nose bleed when envisioning something of more satisfaction for Naruto to choke down and as for bending… there was this certain position he had in mind that would take professional flexibility…

The erotic and pleasing images that filled Sasuke's thought process left the desperate blonde to sweat from the tension and suspense he felt thanks to the teme zoning out in what Naruto thought to be a moment of debating his options. Oh, how wrong he was.

"Ok… I'll go," was the cool and bitter reply.

Naruto cheered to his victory and immediately thanked the Uchiha.

"Don't thank me, dobe. I'm going to hold you to your word."

This didn't bring an exuberant cheer from the blonde's mouth. Instead he eyed Sasuke warily and swallowed hard. The look in those cool onyx eyes were warped into something that Naruto couldn't decipher, but something told him that it meant anything but good intention.

What'd I say? Ish short... but hey, I've seen stories that start off shorter than this, so I think I can get away with this. The next part is longer if that makes anyone feel better...

Just to let you know, since this was originally a one-shot, it will be a short story. I'm talking about 4-5 chapies long, if not, then shorter...

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Forever the BakaNekoSan :3