Xonelel: Um… I was really bored. XD SO I made Kingdom Hearts Barbeque! It's invitation only! I kind of had a brain block for my other fanfics. This one is purely insane. YAY! Also, some Xaldin and Lexaeus bashing.
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The spiky brown haired, blue-eyed Sora was walking peppily down the street. He saw Riku and waved at him.
"HI RIKU! WE SHOULD HAVE A BARBEQUE/POOL PARTY!" He yelled. Sora had had gummy worms that Kairi had given him, and when Sora got Gummy worms… well, you'll see.
"Sora, quit talking in capitals." Replied Riku coolly.
"OKAY!"
Riku Sighed. "Gummy worms?"
"GUMMY WORMS."
"Well, you were talking about a barbeque/pool party? I think that's a great idea! We should send out invitations ASAP." Said Riku, slightly excited.
"I'LL TELL KAIRI!" Sora shouted, and with that he took his exclamation points and sped away. Meanwhile, Riku set out to mail the invitations.
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At the castle that never was, the Organization members were busy going about their business. All at once, Xemnas' booming announcement voice could be heard all over.
"Ahem… is this thing on? IS IT ON! WELL, IS IT! Oh. Well, alright then. Anyway, the mail has come and we need someone to pick it up! That is all.
coughit'sDemyx'sturncough "
"Aw crap!" said Demyx, stomping the floor childishly. He had to stop his sitar practice. The blonde mullet walked glumly through the hallways until he got to the door. He scooped up the mail pile. After sifting through many letters, he came to an ornate gold one with Demyx, #9 written on it in neat cursive. There were letters for everyone else except for Xaldin, Lexaeus and Vexen. All of a sudden everyone had appeared over his shoulder, and all grabbed their envelopes. Once everyone had opened them, they realized that it was an invitation to a Barbeque/Pool Party.
"Why didn't me get one?" Lexaeus sobbed.
"Bloody hell! I didn't get one either!" Yelled Xaldin in his annoying British accent.
"It seems far too childish for my superior intellect, anyway." Said Vexen, and he walked away.
"HEY! I'M THE SUPERIOR!" Yelled Xemnas.
"You seem to have a yelling problem today." Remarked Larxene.
"SO!" He yelled back, so loud that her hair blew back. The great unemotional Larxene actually flinched.
"Back, to the important matters, WHY THE !&$ WASN'T I INVITED!" Xaldin roared.
"No need for the language!" said Roxas.
"Allow me to explain why you, Lexaeus and Vexen weren't invited." Smirked Axel.
"Ahem. Vexen is just too old, and besides he doesn't even want to go. Xaldin, You have extremely creepy sideburns, an annoying British accent, and you are WAAAAY too hard of a boss in KH2 (Namine14: CURSE YOU XALDIN! I HAVE MY REVENGE NOW MWAHAHAHA!). Lexaeus, well, not very many people (if any) like you and God knows we DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU IN A SWIMSUIT!" Axels string of insults caused Lexaeus to run out of the room crying, and Xaldin flung out his spears and started pelting them at random people shouting English insults.
All the members, save a few, ran to their rooms to get their swim suits ready.
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Riku had finally managed to find a safe spot and locked up the gummy worms, much to Sora's displeasure. It was the day of the BBQ/PP, and everything had to be perfect… or at least ok. Kairi was just finishing the decorations when the doorbell rang. Yuffie and Aerith walked in. And their contribution to the food was… Gummy worms. Sora's mouth started watering.
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O EM GEE! A CLIFFIE! Reviews are appreciated. The moogles will be happy!
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