A/N: Written for a prompt posted over at strek_id_kink meme that asked for a fic with Khirk and arranged marriage. So I took it as a challenge, spent some time by gathering enough captcha's and here we are. Welcome to 'That's what she said!' challenge, where I took 100 captchas, picked a pairing and now am going to write a story by using those captchas as chapter titles.

Story will be posted in short chapters, inspired by the aforementioned captcha's. The plan is 100 snippets, after all, so stay tuned.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Sadly.


01. Media Frenzy

The media went completely crazy during the last few weeks. It certainly had a good reason to.

Daughter of one of the biggest Starfleet heroes, Jamie Tabitha Kirk, was to be married to one of the leaders of Augment Directorate, Khan Noonien Singh, to cement the peace treaty between the former enemies.

'Jamie Tabitha Kirk, the youngest Starfleet Captain, and one of the brightest of her generation, ferried away like a cattle!' raved some of the tabloids, showing confirmed footage of the Captain crying and most certainly disagreeing with the marriage.

'Jamie Tabitha Kirk, a real hero like her father!' exclaimed others, their reporters writing elaborate articles about the sacrifice the young Captain was about to make, saving billions of lives by giving up her future, thus making the treaty possible, showing pictures of the young woman with a serious face, her bright blue eyes staring from the covers, pinning the readers down with their intensity.

'Jamie Tabitha Kirk, the one who got her heart torn out of her bosom and trampled upon by the man she loved, volunteering for the marriage of convenience, so she wouldn't have to face the beforementioned man every bloody day,' shone brightly in the tightly secured PAD that contained Jamie's personal journal.

The battle of catchy titles and bright covers raged on and on, but Jamie couldn't care less.

She was to be married to a complete stranger, apart from three other people completely on her own in their strange realm, and all she could think of had been 'just don't fall in love again'.

For it never worked for her anyway.


A/N: You can read more about what is to come on my wordpress or tumbrl.