Chapter 1 : Tobi Begins! It was a hot and sunny day here in the Akatsuki. In the base were bored Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Tobi, and of course Kakuzu. You see, Pein have gone into Ame to settle some issues, while Konan had to go to the Mist village to discuss with the Fifth Mizukage about peace treaty terms. Hidan went off to get more sacrifices, which is a relief to Kakuzu. And finally, Zetzu has to spy on Konoha for further info. So, they, excluding Tobi who sat on the corner thinking, decided to tell their past. When the last one, Kakuzu was almost done, then only Tobi heard what were they doing and headed childishly to their location, a.k.a. the living room.
"And that was how I hunted down the Third Tsuchikage..." Kakuzu finished, sighing after his "epic tale." "Hey, what you guys doing? Tobi wants to know!" Tobi pranced around, and Deidara gave an abrupt answer. "We're just telling about our past lives. We're done anyway, yeah,"
"Can Tobi join?" Tobi excitedly asked, and before Deidara declined his offer, Itachi cut in, "Sure, why not," Itachi was curious about what pathetic story he was going to say. Probably can't be weirder than his last so-called "dream."
Tobi joined in the circle of Akatsuki, and began to tell his tale...sighing and sighing, "Get on with it, you idiot," Deidara snarled, feeling this is how Sasori felt when he used to "annoy" His danna.
"Ok, ok, Tobi explain it all now..." Tobi said, and began to tell his "epic fag-hag tale", like how those old people (No offense!) tell their grandchildren their past like when a "quarter" was tons of money, and how "televisions" used to be black and white.
"Long ago, Tobi was attacked by a rogue ninja. He fought and beaten the ninja, but then he landed on another dimension." Tobi stated in his third-person dialogue.
Flashback~
"Where am I?" Madara grunted, looking at his surroundings. Probably a beach...with strange green-blue stripped fish who were dancing around.
"Urgh, what happened?" he questioned to nobody, but someone saw him.
"Wow, you okay?" the 'thing' asked. Madara observed what he has never seen before. A green-haired slim yet short lady with pure white skin and a greenish-white dress.
"Who are you?" Madara asked, and the figure giggled. "The name's Kirlia." Madara suddenly realized that his eyesight has improved and saw his body. "What the!" "What am I?"
He saw his entire body. He was a reptilian dark-green geeko with leaves sprouting from his back, and has two sharp leaves for a tail. His underskin was red and he has yellow gleaming eyes.
He explained to Kirlia how he was human. "Human? You look like a normal Grovyle to me!" Kirlia said as if his assumption was the most ridiculious in the whole world.
Suddenly, everything turned black. Kirlia's voice was the last thing he heard.
A/N : Obviously very short. Prob didn't even have 1000 words. Oh well, it's cause I don't have much time. This will be updated faster, since this one is based on my usual style of writing. Well, stay tuned!
Soon : Chapter 2