Hello, readers! I once again bring you yet another fic for your entertainment, of which I hope you will enjoy.

I noticed a lot of people on the site write fic-parodies about their favorite movies starring their favorite characters, so I've decided to take a whack at it. This is my first Cartoon X-over parody, which involves original ideas, sort of a random pairing, and a bunch of other stuff… so be gentle on the reviews.

And heeeeeerrree we go!

(Disclaimer: I own none of the characters you are about to see, or any of the songs… or even the plot. Just my own original ideas)

Out in the distance is a highway, where we see a red Ferrari driving down the highway, driven by a teenage girl, WG.

WG: Oh, I come from a land of a faraway place,

Where cartoons and animes roam

Where it's flat and immense

And the action is intense

It's barbaric! …But hey, it's home

WG turns off the highway onto a dirt road, still singing.

When the winds from the east

And the sun's from the west

And the fan-fiction plots are right

Come on down,

Stop on by,

Hop a hippogriff and fly

To another Crossover Night!

She drives into town, looking around for a place to park.

Crossover Nights,

Like Crossover Days,

More often than not,

Are hotter that hot

In a lot of good ways!

Finding an empty lot, she drives in and parks her car.

Crossover Nights

'Neath Cartoon Moons

A toon off his guard

Could fall (and fall hard)

Out there, completely doomed.

WG steps out of her car, slamming the door shut. The car suddenly bursts into flames. "Gosh darn it!" she yells, whipping out a fire extinguisher and putting out the flames. "Stupid, rusty, piece of junk…" After the flames have been put out, she notices you (the reader) and faces you. "Well, hi! And welcome to this fanfic! This town I have visited is Coolsville… A town of mystery-" the car burst into flames again, and she quickly douses it with a bucket of water. "Of unexpected plots…"

She climbs into the back of the car and pulls out several boxes and a wooden table, with a "For Sale!" sign on it. "…And several souvenirs on sale today!" WG continues. She pulls out a stuffed tiger. "See this? This is the priceless Novelty Stuffed Tiger, only seen in comics! In good condition, too! It-" The tiger's button eye pops off. "-it, seems to have aged. No matter!"

She tosses the tiger aside and pulls out a solar-surfer. "Ooh, now this is something that's never been seen intact before… It's a board with rocket engines that you can soar through the sky, at your own-" the solar-surfer suddenly shoots off into the air, breaking through someone's window. "…Er, well air-travel tends to be a bit risky, anyway."

Next, she pulls out a wooden platypus. "Wow, I've never seen one of these intact before!" she says with awe. "Though… it doesn't do much." You begin to walk away, tired of seeing her worthless items, but she runs in front of you. "Wait! Wait! Wait! …I can see you're into the really good stuff! Take a peek at this!" She takes a copper oil lamp out of her pocket. "Do not be deceived by its simple appearance, for the real treasure is inside…" she takes off the lid of the lamp, peeking inside.

You walk away, not interested, but she runs back in front of you, frantically. "This is no ordinary lamp, dude!" she cries, then calms down. "It once changed the life of a boy… a diamond in the rough, so to say. Would you like to hear the story?" She takes some glitter and throws it up in the air, resembling the stars. "It stars off on a dark night, where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose…"

A man with white hair and a white goatee, wearing a black casual suit with black loafers, leaned against the wall of an alley. Standing next to him was a little boy with yellow, stuck-up hair, wearing a red, black-striped T-shirt, black pants, and red sneakers. A motorcycle rode up to them, and off stepped a red-haired teenage girl wearing a green T-shirt and black pants.

"I thought you said you were coming alone!" The girl snapped.

"I did." The man said, looking dully at the girl with dark, expressionless eyes.

"Then who's the twerp?" She pointed at the yellow-haired boy, who stuck his tongue out at her.

"That is just my nephew. Now, did you get what I asked for?"

The girl grinned. "I had to torture a few brats, but I got it!" she took out what looked like half a copper fairy. The man went to grab it, but she pulled her hand back. "Not so fast, pal! First, give me the treasure."

*BAP!* "Ow!" the girl cried as the young boy kicked her in the shin, making her drop the fairy, which he grabbed and handed to the man. "Why, you scummy little-"

"Patience, my dear girl," The man said calmly, taking out what looked like the other half of the copper fairy. "You'll get your reward, soon enough." The two halves of the fairy magnetically clasped together, turning into a real fairy with green hair.

"Yippeee! Hey, there! I'm Cosmo!" The fairy exclaimed.

The man humbly bowed. "My dear Cosmo, do you know the way to the treasure of which we seek?"

"Of course I do! …I think… Oh, yeah! It's this way! Follow MEEEEEeeeeeee…." Cosmo flew down the street at a rapid speed, leaving a trail of fairy dust behind.

"Follow him! Don't let him get away!" The man climbed into his car, followed by the young boy, and sped down the street after Cosmo, with the teenage girl following them on her motorcycle.

"Now, where was it?" Cosmo asked himself when they arrived at a beach. He took out a metal detector, flying down the beach, scanning the area. *Beep! Beep! Beep!* The metal detector sounded off. "Found it!" The fairy dove into the sand. The other three could still hear his muffled cry, "Hey, Garf! Wake up!"

Suddenly, a giant, mountainous sand cat head (which oddly resembled Garfield) rose up before them, its eyes glowing with anger. The girl stumbled backwards in shock, while the man stared on, a smile spreading across his face.

"At last, the Cave of Wonders!" The man gasped with excitement. He grabbed the girl. "Now listen, you can have all the treasure, but the lamp is mine!"

"Okay, whatever!" The girl snapped, approaching the cave.

"Sheesh, where'd you find this barracuda?" The young boy hissed at the man, referring to the teenage girl.

"Shush," The man hissed back, watching as the girl stood in front of the cave.

"Who dares disturb my slumber?" Garfield demanded. "I'm missing my beauty sleep!"

The girl stepped up. "It is I, Vicky, a humble baby-sitter."

"Listen up, girl. Only the diamond in the rough can enter. Touch nothing but the lamp! You got that?" Vicky rolled her eyes. The man and boy looked at each other, concerned with Garfield's message.

Vicky approached the cave's mouth, taking a single step inside, waiting for something bad to happen. Nothing did. "Well, this isn't so-"

"LUNCH!" The cave began to shake. Vicky screamed and tried to run, but the cave collapsed on her, turning into a large sand dune, which Cosmo popped out of.

"Yeah, we lose more tourists that way," Cosmo said with a sigh. He then poofed back into a miniature copper fairy and broke in half. "Ouch!"

"Well, that was a complete waste of time!" The boy griped, picking up the two halves of the copper fairy and handing them to the man. "Man, I can't believe I just wasted half my valuable time, just watching a girl get engulfed by sand! …Actually, that was kind of cool… BUT WE DIDN'T GET THAT LAMP!"

"Calm yourself, Calvin," The man said, still calm. "Vicky was just not worthy."

"Darn right she wasn't. Heck, she wasn't even worth a penny!"

The man glared at Calvin. "Would you like to volunteer to go into the cave?"

Calvin shrank back. "N-No thanks. I chose life."

"That's what I thought. What we need is this one who can enter the cave, this… diamond in the rough…"

A/N: Hmm, now who could that diamond be? XD Sorry for all you Vicky fans out there (if there are any) for letting her be 'eaten' by Garfield. Well, you know what to do…

…Please R/R, but do not flame! Seriously, it hurts. Bad.