Naruto

The joker thieves

Summary

Naruto and hinata ran away from konoha at age of 6, they became a nonsensical thieves duo. They are also the two lovable idiots. They became partners and family. They are unpredictable thieves.

Author Note

Naruto and Hinata are acting like miria and Isaac and also like Jessie and James and meowth.

Declaimer

I do not own Naruto, Nanbaka, Pokemon, Milo Murphy's Law, Durarara, Etc.

Chapter 1

Inside Kumogakure, the village is located in a range of tall mountains, and is literally hidden in the clouds. The Raikage works in a large blue structure built into the tallest mountain. The raikage who name is A has dark skin with with a large muscular build, blonde hair combed back, a small moustache and goatee. His face has pronounced cheekbones and tear troughs under his eyes, and a prominent crease across his forehead. He has pointed canines and his top lip also has a darker hue than the bottom one; traits he inherited from his father.

Everything was going normal, until two people showed up to kumogakure.

"There's been a robbery!" The store owner came running into the office.

"The gates to enter kumogakure have been stolen." The guard for the front gate came running in.

"What." A said as he quickly summon his anbus and ran towards the front gates.

When they arrived the whole two doors were being dragged by two kids, one boy who was holding a bag of money, which has a hole in it and money falling out and a girl who was holding a bag of stuff that they rob, the bag also had a hole and stuff was falling out, jewels, gold earrings, plants, diamonds. The two of them also had the two doors on their hands and they were running. Naruto was in the front of hinata, he strongly resembles his father: he has blonde, spiky hair and blue eyes, while inheriting the shape of his mother's eyes and face. His trademark characteristic are the three whisker markings on his cheeks. Naruto and Hinata are rather short for their age. Naruto and hinata were also the same size. Hinata possesses the byakugan, she has manage to make herself see again and see color, she has blue eyes. She has dark blue hair that is same length as miria.

The two of them are wearing shirts and shorts they had bandages on them and they are covered all around their body but was showing their chin to the nose, past the nose to their eyes and past the eyebrows. They had the two doors that are on their shoulders.

The anbus arrived and they pulled out their weapons they surrounded them and they paused and all sweetdrop at the two of them.

"Halt what are your intentions in our village and why did you take the gates." One of the anbus said but soon regretted asking.

"Are intentions are well because everyday the people that work here would have to open the gates for the people to come inside they have hard work and all those workers do to have open the doors." Naruto said dramatically and Hinata and him cried.

"Yes Naruto we need to help them." Hinata said as she gave Naruto the thumbs up and he gave her the thumbs up, they both had grin on their faces.

All of the ninjas just sweetdrop and few felt like they just smack into the wall.

"You two are under arrest for steeling." A said as the two of them look at him before, they both pulled out a ball.

"Lets go." Hinata said as they both throw the ball and smoke came out.

When the smoke clear they were already on a boat and they fall off the mountain. The money was also flying out of the bag. They were both laughing well flying down the mountain.

(Flashback)

Outside of konoha is a blonde boy he is at the age of 6, his name is Naruto, he was sneaking out of konoha in middle of the night. He walked into the side of the wall of konoha and found a girl with dark blue hair and she is at age of 6, she came down the wall and landed in the forest floor.

"Is she ok? Naruto thought as he walks over too her, he could see her crying.

Naruto paused and recognized her when she came into the moonlight, she was Hinata they meet at the age of 5. Naruto saved her when she was getting bullied, they have been best friends ever since.

He walks over to Hinata and waited for Hinata to notice him, Hinata saw him and went into tears and ran up to Naruto, she hugged him and cried.

"Na-Naruto why are you outside of konoha?" Hinata ask Naruto as she looked up at Naruto then she gaze at Naruto.

"I'm running away from home?" Naruto said as she look at him curiously.

"Why are you here Hinata!" Naruto said as Hinata let go of Naruto. Hinata giggled and chuckled.

"What's so funny?" Naruto asked as Hinata laugh for few before calming herself.

"Sorry it's just that it was really funny I'm also running away from home as well." Hinata said as Naruto went into surprised look.

"That's funny?" Naruto said as the two of them were laughing.

"So why haven't you ran away far from konoha?" Naruto asked as Hinata looked at her feet.

"I-It's just that I don't know where to go." Hinata answered as Naruto started thinking of what to do.

"I got it why don't we travel together and we can be our own family." Naruto said as Hinata smiled at Naruto.

"I love to become our own family." Hinata said as she held her hand out to Naruto, he grabbed it and the two of them walk of into the forest.

"Why did you leave konoha." Hinata said as Naruto explained his reason then he asked Hinata.

"What about you?"

Naruto smiled and told Hinata.

(Flashback end)

As the two of them flew down the mountain, two people jump in front of them just a few feet away. The guy one the left is Killer B has dark skin and a muscular build, as well as blonde, which is the iron armour seal that was used to seal Gyūki into him, and on his left cheek, he has a tattoo of a bull's horn (correspondingly, Gyūki has horns like a bull, and the left one is partially missing). His top lip also has a slightly darker hue than his bottom one.

Killer B wears oval shaped sunglasses and a white-coloured forehead protector. He also has his village's standard one-strap-over-one-shoulder flak jacket, and a long, red rope belt tied around his waist, the standard Kumo hand and shin guards, shinobi sandals, and a white scarf around his neck. He originally carried seven swords on his back, but now he only carries two swords on his back and stores the rest inside Samehada.

And the woman on the right is yugito has long, straight, blonde, hair bound with taut bandages, dark eyes and she wears red lipstick. She wears a short-sleeved black and purple blouse and black pants, both of which had a design similar to clouds on them, purple fingerless gloves and a chain of blue beads wound around her left hand. She also wore the standard Kumogakure forehead protector, sandals and a kunai holster, which was strapped to her right thigh. Yugito also wears bandages around her arms and legs as well as a red belt around her waist.

"We won't let you escape." Yugito said as she was preparing for her jutsu.

"That's right flap like a butterfly sting like a bee." Bee said as he got his attack ready.

Yugito use fire release and shoot a flaming ball of hair, surrounded by fire, that turns into the shape of a mouse and then breaks up into several single hairs on fire that can pursue the target before exploding, once they come in contact with an object.

Bee use lightning, he uses the ability to flowligthing-natured chakra through his blades to increase their cutting power. B's skill with Lightning Release can charge a sharp but weak pencil-point to pierce straight through a large tree trunk and even through the ground.

The two of them charge and attack Naruto and Hinata. The two of them started panicking and screaming. When the attack hits them. The boat was destroyed and the two of them went up in the air with their bags and the two doors.

"We're blasting off again." The two of them shouted and they went up in the air and a light appeared and they were gone.

"What just happen." Yugito said as the anbus and the people who saw this are just wondering what just happened.

"We didn't even get away on that boat." Naruto said as he pouted an they were flying off into some distance.

"Well at least we still have the money and the two doors." Hinata said as she gave him the thumps up and he gave her the thumps up.

"We well be legends." Naruto said as they were laughing.

"Um did we steal the scroll that we were after." Hinata said looking through the bag.

"It's not in here either." Naruto said as they scream and they crash landed on the side of a mountain.

"Never mind it was in my pocket." Naruto said in pain.

"Awesome." Hinata shouts as the two of them have five each other.

The two of them got up and started spinning around in the crate that they made.

"We are the best thieves in history." Naruto said as he has sparkles in his eyes.

"Yes we are the best." Hinata said as she has sparkles in her eyes.

"We are the best." The two of them shouted and both of their hands were facing upward and the scroll was on their hand.

A bird came out of nowhere and took the scroll and flew off.

"Nnnnnnnnnoooooooo!" The two of them shouted and started running after the bird.

"Its right there." Naruto said as Hinata tried grabbing the bird.

"It's up that tree Naruto." Hinata shouts as Naruto and Hinata ran up the tree.

They went up the tree and grabbed the scroll and the bird flew off.

"Got it." Naruto said as they high five each other.

"Snap!" The two of them paused and the tree collapsed on them.

"I'm alright." Naruto and Hinata said as they got up slowly.

"They placed the scroll in the bag and quickly ran off.

"Where we going." Hinata said as the two of them paused and just kept running too the direction that they were going.

"I have no idea where but I'm going this way." Naruto shouts as Hinata was excited.

"Lets go." The two of them went in the other direction and abruptly turned in another direction.