Link and his tights
Hi guys on my story Ghirahim's DEMON pet I got a review from Demon saying I should make another story like that one so I decided to make another one but this one's about Link. ENJOY!
Link is very famous now because he has saved Zelda about 100000000000000000000000000000000 times, now he has to rescue Zelda again and this time Ganondork insults him.
-At Ganondork's castle-
"LINK YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ganondork shouted at his mirror. "HEY GANONDORK STOP PRACTICING THE MEAN THING'S YOU'LL SAY TO LINK!" Zelda shouted in her very mean voice. "SHUT THE HECK UP YOU LITTLE WHIPPER-SNAPPER!" Ganondork shouted. "WTH DID YOU CALL ME?!" Zelda shouted. "WHIPPER-SNAPPER!" Ganondork shouted. "How old are you?" Zelda asked. "HMM LET'S SEE, 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000095 YEARS OLD! Ganondork shouted. "SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO GET A DARN LIFE!" Zelda shouted. "KIDNAPPING A BOSSY AND ANNOYING TEENAGE PRINCESS IS A LIFE!" Ganondork shouted.
-A few hours later-
"I'M HERE!" Link shouted while pulling up his tights. "LOL YOU HAVE TIGHT'S!" I shouted. "SHUT THE HECK UP DAISY!" Link shouted. "BYE!" I shouted and then I left. "HEY, TIGHT BOY!" Navi shouted. "WTH DO YOU WANT NAVI?!" Link shouted. "THE WALKTHROUGH FOR THIS GAME SAYS YOU NEED TO GET ZELDA AND NOT GET PAID A MILLION POUND'S!" Navi shouted. "WHY ARE YOU BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL?!" Link shouted in his confused and angry voice. "ASK NINTENDO THEY ARE THE REASON I BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!" Navi shouted. "FINE I'LL ASK NINTENDO I'LL ALSO ASK THEM WHY I NEVER GET PAID!" Link shouted.
-A few hours later in Ganondork's castle-
"SURRENDER GANONDORK!" Link shouted. "OH IT'S TIGHT BOY AND ANNOYING FAIRY!" Ganondork shouted. "GRRR DON'T CALL ME TIGHT BOY!" Link shouted in his very angry voice. "TIGHT BOY TIGHT BOY YOU ARE A TIGHT BOY!" Ganondork sang. "THAT'S IT PREPARE TO DISSAPEAR!" Link shouted then Link slashes Ganondork to bit's and throw's all of his slashed up bit's out the window of SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! "LINKY YOU'RE MY HERO AGAIN!" Zelda shouted while hugging Link really tight. "S-STOP H-HUGGING M-ME I-I C-CAN'T B-B-B-BREATHE!" Link shouted while getting suffocated by Zelda's hug. "OK I'LL STOP HUGGING YOU TIGHT BOY MWAHAHAHAHA!" Zelda shouted. "DON'T CALL ME TIGHT BOY!" Link shouted in his ULTRA angry voice, then he chased Zelda and slashed her to bit's and throw's all of her slashed up bit's in the window of shame.
And the moral of this story is, NEVER EVER CALL LINK TIGHT BOY THE END!