(Here's a little something-something for everyone waiting for Karmel Isles the Retelling to be updated. For one, I guess I'll wait for that to be wrapped up, or until AdmiralBobbery wants to take on Grima. Hint: I think Toadsworth would go Bravery Default on Grima AND Yveltal's butt! So, I've some gaming oneshots that document my biggest triumphs, fails, and notable lapses of sound judgment. HERE IT IS!)

Chapter One: Tentacool evolves into Tentacruel, and the Premeditated Killing of Red Gyarados (Pokemon Silver)

I was heading out for Cianwood City to kick some Fighting Type butt. Captain Sushie, my Corsola was having us sail there on a skiff, even though it was the 21st Century. Suddenly, a Tentacool draws near.

"What the-?" Was my response before the Tentacool wreaked havoc. I sent out Croco to fight him. I caught the guy after a long time, and having it waste my antidotes. So, I got so fed up with it, I named it TentaCRUEL, and sent it to the box to die. However, as soon as I turn around, a Tentacruel appears right behind me, and my response is to laugh, since I have no idea what to make of the situation. I thought this was so funny, I told a lot of people this.

:D :D :D

At the Lake of Rage, I was navigating the maze like waters to reach the Red Gyarados. However, I had no intent of catching the Water/Flying type. (I had decided to Solo the game with Feraligatr, but had help from Corsola and Eevee.) I initiated battle with Red Gyarados, and after a few turns, Captain Sushie had been downed. I was like, "Oh, it's ON." And I send out Croco. It was a hard fight, and he gave me a run for my money by spamming Thrash (Which I think Confusion did NOTHING to him.). As soon as I finished the fight, I got the Red Scale and saved the game. I thought that Red Gyarados was a boss Pokemon and had to be defeated. I didn't realize this for about a week, but my reaction to finding out was PRICELESS.

(And there you have it, Chapter 1 of my hilarious gaming Life-Stories. Some might be true, some are just pure fiction, but these are the (mis) adventures of my gaming legacy. Next up, Pokemon Emerald! I got a funny one, and the retelling, and questionably so, way my Marshtomp pushed up daises.)