Hiya, fellow toonsters! I'm back with another fanfiction story for Tiny Toon Adventures, and in this one, Yosemite Sam takes advantage of how he's in charge of Acme Loo for the day due to the other teachers being ill and needing to take a leave of absence. What he does is make it so that all the students have to fight one another, because he's long been curious, it turns out, as to who would win a fight between a certain pair of toons if such a thing were to happen. So, as he now sees an opportunity to get that question answered, he makes it clear that all the top students of Acme Loo must report to the gym and fight with one another, one battle at a time, each one arranged and chosen by Yosemite Sam. Who will be the winner of each battle, and how will the other teachers take it when they find out what Yosemite Sam did? What will the students do after the Yosemite Sam arranged battles are over, for that matter? Find out by reading this fic!
THINGS TO NOTE:
This is a post-series fic which takes place seven weeks after the series finale of TTA.
I own none of the characters. They all belong to Tiny Toon Adventures.
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Although it initially seemed like it would be just another day at Acme Looniversity, it was to be anything but that, especially for the students there. You see, due to how every one of the teachers but Yosemite Sam had needed to take a leave of absence on account of their being ill, the aforementioned Yosemite Sam was left in charge of the school for the day, and of course in charge of the Acme Loo students.
And, true to form, he abused that power. How so? Well, being as violent and aggressive as he was, Yosemite Sam loved a good fight. And interestingly enough, he had always been so very curious ever since becoming a teacher at Acme Loo how a fight between two students in the school would turn out. This curiosity extended to all of the students, and though he'd kept it fully to himself up until this point, he now saw the ideal opportunity to make it so he arranged there to be battles between the students of Acme Loo of his choosing.
All he had to do was announce that this was the way this school day was going, and he'd get what he wanted, since the students had to do as he said on this particular day, the way he was the only teacher present and running everything, even if it obviously wouldn't last this way at all permanently. So he, once all of the students were in the class, entered it, and while they were, at first, surprised to see him, since they usually saw Principal Bugs in that class, Yosemite Sam was quick to fill them in on all he intended to do and why this was so.
"Good morning, class!" Yosemite Sam said. "As you can see, Principal Bugs ain't here today! I am! That's because every teacher but me is sick today, and needed to take a leave of absence! So I'm running the show at Acme Loo on this particular day, and on any further days the others are sick, too! And you aren't going to be taught the usual things you're taught today, either. Today's going to be very different from all the other days!" "This sounds awesome!" let out Montana Max. "What exactly are we going to do, though, professor?" "I'll tell you what all of you are going to do." Yosemite Sam replied.
He then cleared his throat and said: "See, I always did love me a good fight, but the funny thing is that, ever since I was a teacher here, I was also curious about how battles between certain students of Acme Loo would go! So, since this is the one chance I'm most likely ever gonna get to find out and satisfy that curiosity, we're all making our way down to the gym! And once we're there, I'm going to arrange various battles between all of you, a single one on one fight at a time! I will also film them so that the other teachers can know of them when they're back, and with me being the teacher here, you must obey me and do as I say! So if any of you would rather not fight with your fellow students, you're out of luck, because none of you have any choice at all!"
The students dropped their jaws and opened their eyes widely, with Shirley commenting: "Like, this is totally screwed up, or some junk!" "You can say that again, Shirl!" Plucky agreed. "You can't be serious, professor." Mary Melody told Yosemite Sam, but he said: "Oh, I am most serious! Make no mistake about that! I'm making my way to the gym, and I expect all of you to follow suit! Anyone who doesn't gets a month of detention!" So he walked out of the door and the students heard him going to the gym, with Buster sighing and saying" "Come on, everyone. You all know we've got to do as he says, since he is in charge today."
As they all got up and followed Yosemite Sam to the gym, Fifi remarked: "Mon dieu, professair Sam truly knows how to abuse heez powair, no?" "That he does, but we'll make it through this, Fifi." Babs told her skunk friend. "Still, I wonder who he's going to have battle who?" Hamton asked. "Well, I hope I get to battle Buster, because then I'll finally make him pay for all the times he's thwarted me!" Monty cackled. "Dream on, douchebag." Buster thought to himself. Elmyra was going: "OOOOOOOOH, I hope I don't have to fight any cute little animals! I could never bring myself to hurt them!"
The other students rolled their eyes, knowing how Elmyra remained ever so oblivious to her constant harm infliction on animals and endless ire provoking towards people. Soon enough, the students had entered the gym, where they saw Yosemite Sam sitting in a chair near a table, a second later looking to them and saying: "Ah, so you all came here as I commanded! I'm proud of you. But that doesn't change what you're here for and that you're all going to fight each other one battle at a time! I've thought about who's fighting who, as well, and arranged the ideal kinds of matchups!"
He pointed to his video camera nearby and said: "As you can see, I've got my video camera and all else I'll need near or at this table, and I'm going to be both the arranger of the fights and the one who films them! Now, here's how this is going to work. Everyone listening?" The students nodded, though Monty looked overjoyed while everyone else looked reluctant as they were, and Yosemite Sam spoke: "When I say the name of a certain battle, the two students who are a part of that fight come into the center of the gym and, when I say fight, they fight! All of the other students are to stay in the stands of the gym and watch the fight, and when I call the next battle, the two students who are a part of that battle leave the stands and the same stuff goes for them, and so on and so forth. Do I make myself clear?"
The students once more nodded, again with Monty looking ecstatic and everyone else all too unhappy looking, and Yosemite Sam said: "Good! The battles start now, and here is the first of them. Mary Melody VS Elmyra Duff! You heard your names, so you two girls go into the center of the gym and fight when I tell you to! The rest of you are to go into the stands! Do as I have just commanded now!" So Mary and Elmyra headed for the center of the gym, while all the other students made their way into the stands. How would the fight between Mary and Elmyra go? Find out in the next chapter of this story!
END OF CHAPTER 1
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