A/N: This is something that I thought of while I was watching the movie in the theater. To be honest I was laughing hysterically throughout the whole movie cause all of it was funny to me...maybe its us cause I'm nuts..whatever.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry was so pissed. He had been waiting to get served for about an hour. He had to read a newspaper and risk someone seeing one of the pictures move just to take his mind off things. He was busy reading about himself, showing off an immense amount of vanity in the process, when a cute woman walked up to him.
"Harry Potter? Who's Harry Potter?" she asked sweetly.
Me bitch, he thought, but he didn't want to be rude so he said, "Oh. Um. No one. Bit of a tosser, really."
"Funny that paper of yours. Couple of nights ago I could swear I saw one of the pictures move," she said.
Oh shit she saw, he thought. He tried to come up with something convincing to say quickly and thought of the perfect response.
"Really?"
"Thought I'd gone round the twist," she said.
She smiled and walked away.
"Hey!" said Harry. "I was wondering…"
"Eleven. That's when I get off. You can tell me all about that tosser Harry Potter."
"Actually," said Harry, "all I wanted was some coffee."
Lol. I was actually crying during this part in the movie from laughing so hard. It just seemed so stupid to me. And the part when the train passed and Dumbledore just appeared there. That was just weird. Why was Dumbledore staring at a billboard???? Anyway I'm getting off track here.
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