Disclaimer: Komm, süsser Tod obviously belongs to someone else.
Having finally watched the subbed camrip for Rebuild Eva Q, I give my non-spoiler review via the following songfic:
Komm, süsser Barzahlung (Come, Sweet Cash), sung by you-know-who to that classic tune of Komm, süsser Tod :)
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
leave this (Eva franchise) on the shelf
But now through all the cash & gains
It's time for me to respect
the fans who love
me more than anything (let there be fan service!)
So with gladness in my heart
(I) feel the best thing I could do
is rebuild it back
then milk forever
the muse is gone that ain't so bad
what once was genius now is crap
I'll never stop again
my limbo's ending (three films and counting, whoohoo!)
You wish that you could turn back time
to fill those plot holes of mine (especially in Q)
can't keep away from
the story you once loved
I know you can't forget the past
but I've abandoned my pride
because of that, it's killing you inside (and you think those fics on FFML were bad, eh?)
It (the plot) all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
It (the characterization) all returns to nothing, I just keep letting you down, letting you down, letting you down
In your heart of hearts
You know that I've done it right again (top grossing anime film of all times, baby!)
I've earned everything
everything
everything that matters to me, matters in this world (and that's cash)
You wish that you could turn back time
to fill those plot holes of mine
can't keep away from
the story you once loved
I know you can't forget the past
but I've abandoned my pride
because of that, it's killing you inside
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (riffing amidst crazed cheers from fanatical fans insisting he could do no wrong)
tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
letting you down, letting you down
(Repeat)