Same old story... (revised and abridged)

Once upon a time there was a gay uke boy, named Roxas, who stumbled into the Organization XIII by accident. Another accident happened while he was there--he turned nearly ALL the members of said Organization gay! Since then, nearly all Org. members have found true love in another male member and been placed in one of two categories: Uke or Seme. The Uke boys took heed of Roxas' example and quickly realized they could never be able to kiss their loved Seme with as much passion as their Seme could kiss them. The Seme, however, learned this trick from observing Axel, who taught them all they could ever want to know about what and what not to do with their Uke boy.

The end.

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-- I plan to write a longer version of this eventually, with the help of my friend. This was purely for our amusement and she suggested I put it up, so don't take it too seriously. It's under 'complete' because of the fact that we might never actually write (and finish) a real story version of this. If we do, I'll just add it as another chapter and leave it as complete, or do whatever else suits me.