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Chapter 1
Tacos
Roy mustang sat at his desk doing paperwork. He hated doing his dreaded paperwork but the gun pointed to his head by trigger happy Riza Hawkeye had him signing papers all day. Suddenly the door burst open and Ed stormed into the office "MUSTANG!" HE yelled
"Yes Fullmetal?" He asked as Riza left the room to avoid the argument and save herself from the headache that would follow.
"GUESS WHAT!" He screamed.
"You tell me." Roy answered.
"I SMELL LIKE TACOS! SMELL!" HE yelled as he grabbed his superior officers head and shoved it into his armpit.
Once free Roy grabbed his glove and glared at Ed. "I will give you 10 seconds to leave my office." He said as he slipped his glove onto his hand and acquired a snapping position. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5."
"30, 29, 28!" Ed said and Roy continued where Ed left off.
This continued for 3 hours until Roy caught on and sent Ed running out of his office with a hole burnt in the bottom of his pants.
What did you think? My dog thought it was funny. I love that dog. Once again flames welcome.