Please ignore the quality getting worse as you read on. I got bored, but was urged to finish it by my friend.

Are you really stupid enough to think I own Star Trek?

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Nyota Uruha has died, unfortunate it may be Spock had already gotten over it. After all being Vulcan, he did not feel emotions. He did however sense an emptiness in the crew, everyone else was too busy mourning to notice it. About a week later he was sitting at his usual table in the eating area when a petite girl sat down next to him. She had waist length midnight black hair and bright green eyes, her body was perfect and even though Starfleet has a very strict dress code, she was rebelling with a baggy nine-inch-nails tee-shirt that some how distingusted her immaculate curves and a black petticoat covered with chains. Spock eyed her up and down wondering how this five foot, 75 pound girl was alive, let alone having large breast. Spock raised an eyebrow

"Hi my name is Sun Raven Cherry Moon" She whispered seductively in her perfect sing-song high pitched voice, "But you can call me whatever you like"

"Uh…" Spock may be Vulcan, but I think even the most Vulcaniest of Vulcans would have shown the emotion he displayed now. Confusion. What on earth was this girl doing? Spock snapped back to attention and realized that this girl was clearly waiting for some kind of sexual response. Spock got up and walked away.

About a week later, Spock was contemplating suicide. All of these strange women that he had no clue how exactly got on to the Enterprise to begin with had begun trying to seduce him, and marry him and things.

While vacationing to Earth when he was a teen, he had met a boy named Tim. Tim was exuberant to say the least. He often wore pink shirts with the collar up or tight leather jeans. Tim said something about him being homosexual. Spock had done research afterwards and this was his way out. Calling up his best friend Cap'n Kirk, he told his entire plan to him. Jim was quite for some time before responding

"So you're telling me, that you want me to pretend I'm gay...For you, so that these girls will leave you alone."

"This seems like a logical course of action yes" Spock nodded

"Well great," Jim said "We can do this"

Spock let out a small smirk before kicking Kirk out so he could go to sleep. It has been a month since Kirk and Spock 'came out'. But the women, oh no they were not done, they wanted proof, and they would get it.

"KIRK AND SPOCK PROVE YOU GUYS ARE IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW" the group yelled

Spock sighed, he had only gotten a month of peace and now the women were back. Suddenly Kirk's lips were on Spock's. Spock was about to push him away, when all of the girls went insane and exploded. The rest of the enterprise was like LOLWUT while Kirk wondered if that was a good idea. While Spock secretly thought it was nice.

THE END