SO This is a complete parody, of a Mary-Sue, im taking elements from the movies and comics. This was inspired by the web Comic Ensgin-Sue. Hope you enjoy
For Tony it seemed just like any other day. Meaning he had just thought out another one of his brilliant plans, and his teammates wernt supporting him as usual. God you create one evil robot and they hold it over your head, for the rest of your life.
Fridays interrupted his thoughts"Sir Nick Fury has just entered the building should i-"
Shit! If fury got wind of his new idea he would be pissed, that man just didn't understand his artistic Vison (no pun intended)
"NO tell him-" he began
Ding. The Lift began to open. Nick Fury stepped out, as usual he looked as if he had just come back, from a dangerous mission. Which he most probally had. But the not usual thing was there was someone with him. A girl she looked normal but then- mother of god was her hair Purple, and why was she twitching
"Stark, allow me to introduce Shields newest recruit you'll be training her" He said in a grave voice. TOny shook his head
"Really Fury, do i look like a trainer" He asked
"Stark let me remind you of the damages your creation cost. Even a Geinous billionaire ect ect couldn't handle them. SO training some of our recruits could be the best way to repay them."
God One mistake, just one mistake. The purple girl spoke in a high pitched voice
"HI im ruby red amethyst pear, and im like so happy to be hear. DID you know that im half-inhuman i and from my moms side im a Mutant. and oMG TOny Stark I Love YOU!"
She flung herself towards him. Tony wished he was still battling Ultron. He looked at fury with a pleading face.
"Well Stark, good luck" He vanished. Damn that man was a ninja.
Ruby purred. Seriously she purred
"O Tony im so happy to be here with your, our love will blossom into a deep and passionate romance. Our love will be as powerful as a thousand suns, hold me"
Tony wondered how much time he could get for an accidental murder.