Author's Note: Hello, SD here. Back with another humor story. *hears readers groan* I promise it will actually be funny this time.. at least _I_ laugh. *shrugs* Well, this is a story where the WWF Superstars are in the Hart Dungeon. *grin* Not sure if it's been done before so hopefully I'm being original here. And *looks somber* R.I.P. Owen. *sniffles*
Disclaimers: I sadly don't own any WWF Superstars....yet. The only character in here is Callisto but she only has a few lines here and there. Remember Vinnie Mac owns the 'rasslers, I own Callisto, and hopefully the idea.. if you came up with it first then..um it belongs to you I guess.
Distribution: http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/silverdragoness - My very own WWF fan site. Soon to contain tons of fan art (not by me, cause I can't draw ;_;) and fan fics. (By me and hopefully others)
Chapter One: The First Day..AKA Catchphrase Mania.
Stu Hart: *locking eyes with each student and thinking 'This year is going to be hell'*
Alright, just so we all know each other, I am Stu Hart, these are my sons, Bret Hart and
Owen Hart. Now, all of you introduce yourselves. *looks at a piece of paper* Rock, you go
first.
Rock: The Rock says he's gonna take his boot, shine it up real nice, and stick it straight up
this jabroni's candy ass! *points to Booker T*
Booker: Tell me he didn't just say that, tell me he didn't just say that!
Austin: WHAT?!
Taker: You all will learn to respect the big dog of this here yard.
Rhyno: You will learn to fear the GORE! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA
Shane: Here comes the money!
Jeff: Who is gonna help me dye my hair?
Christian: We are stuck here with a bunch of reekazoids.
Edge: Yeah, they are all a bunch of dorkchops.
Callisto: *grinning innocently* Yup...
Rock: *raises eyebrow at Callisto* Do you like.....strudel?
Callisto: -_-p I thought we were OUT of highschool here.
Steph: *whining* Ugh, what am I doing here? I don't want to be a wrestler.
Jericho: Will you PLEASE shut the hell up?
Steph: You're rude!
Jericho: *puts hand over heart* Ouch that hurt so much.
Steph: Jerk! *stomps off*
Jericho: Hehehe
Kane: .......
Austin: WHAT?
Angle: I am going to be an Olympic gold medalist so you had better be nice to me, it's true
it's true.
Rock: Do you like...pie?
Angle: Ewwww no, gross. Pie is nasty.
Rock: *raises eyebrow* Do you like strudel?
Angle: Oh yeah, I love strudel.
Rock: 0.o The blue hell.....?
Lita: Team eXtreme baby. *does Hardy-gun thing*
Rock: *grinning* I like pie..do you like strudel?
Lita: *blushes* Yeah..
Rock: The Rock thought so.
Benoit: *looks at Matt* I think me and you are the only sane ones here....but I bet that
you'll prove me wrong. *grins*
Matt: -_-p Oh dear God..
Bret: This is going to be a loooong year.
Owen: Yup.
Disclaimers: I sadly don't own any WWF Superstars....yet. The only character in here is Callisto but she only has a few lines here and there. Remember Vinnie Mac owns the 'rasslers, I own Callisto, and hopefully the idea.. if you came up with it first then..um it belongs to you I guess.
Distribution: http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/silverdragoness - My very own WWF fan site. Soon to contain tons of fan art (not by me, cause I can't draw ;_;) and fan fics. (By me and hopefully others)
Chapter One: The First Day..AKA Catchphrase Mania.
Stu Hart: *locking eyes with each student and thinking 'This year is going to be hell'*
Alright, just so we all know each other, I am Stu Hart, these are my sons, Bret Hart and
Owen Hart. Now, all of you introduce yourselves. *looks at a piece of paper* Rock, you go
first.
Rock: The Rock says he's gonna take his boot, shine it up real nice, and stick it straight up
this jabroni's candy ass! *points to Booker T*
Booker: Tell me he didn't just say that, tell me he didn't just say that!
Austin: WHAT?!
Taker: You all will learn to respect the big dog of this here yard.
Rhyno: You will learn to fear the GORE! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA
Shane: Here comes the money!
Jeff: Who is gonna help me dye my hair?
Christian: We are stuck here with a bunch of reekazoids.
Edge: Yeah, they are all a bunch of dorkchops.
Callisto: *grinning innocently* Yup...
Rock: *raises eyebrow at Callisto* Do you like.....strudel?
Callisto: -_-p I thought we were OUT of highschool here.
Steph: *whining* Ugh, what am I doing here? I don't want to be a wrestler.
Jericho: Will you PLEASE shut the hell up?
Steph: You're rude!
Jericho: *puts hand over heart* Ouch that hurt so much.
Steph: Jerk! *stomps off*
Jericho: Hehehe
Kane: .......
Austin: WHAT?
Angle: I am going to be an Olympic gold medalist so you had better be nice to me, it's true
it's true.
Rock: Do you like...pie?
Angle: Ewwww no, gross. Pie is nasty.
Rock: *raises eyebrow* Do you like strudel?
Angle: Oh yeah, I love strudel.
Rock: 0.o The blue hell.....?
Lita: Team eXtreme baby. *does Hardy-gun thing*
Rock: *grinning* I like pie..do you like strudel?
Lita: *blushes* Yeah..
Rock: The Rock thought so.
Benoit: *looks at Matt* I think me and you are the only sane ones here....but I bet that
you'll prove me wrong. *grins*
Matt: -_-p Oh dear God..
Bret: This is going to be a loooong year.
Owen: Yup.