Ways to annoy the Akatsuki
Itachi
Replace his coat with a bright pink one.
Ask him why he killed his clan.
When he does keep saying why?
Keep saying 'You lack hatred'
Keep running around him like a maniac
Ask if he drew his lines on his face with a marker
Whack him saying 'a bug' every few minutes.
Shout WAY HAY! Easy tiger! every time he walks by.
Hug him very tightly
Tickle him every time he lifts his arms.
Itachi's reaction:
Itachi: What the?…Do any of this and you will die!
Everyone: WHY?
Itachi: (Growls)
Kisame
Pole dance on his sword.
Do the Jaws theme song every time he walks by.
Buy him a fish tank. Then ask if its to small?
When he asks for what, say 'your bed'
Ask if he and Jaws are related.
When he gives answer say can you have Jaw's autograph?
When the Akatsuki go swimming shout 'SHARK!'
Ask why he has a giant tampon on his back
Keep asking him if individual pieces of sushi are his brothers or sisters
When you see fishes tell him that one is giving him the eye.
Ask him if he is feeling blue
Run and scream every time you see him
When he is undercover shout 'HI KISAME!'
Kisame's reaction:
Kisame: Well these are just stupid…
You: Is this your brother? (Poking him with sushi)
Kisame: No!
You: Is this?
Kisame: No
You: Is this?
Kisame: NO!
You: how about this? (Pulls out Jaws)
Kisame: Oh…Sht!
Sasori
Steal his arm and run like mad.
Throw things at him for no reason
Ask him if he knows Pinocchio
Keep poking him and ask if he can feel it.
If he says yes keep doing it
If he says no whack him with a mallet
When he walks in a room sing 'I got no strings to hold me down'
Ask him what he does inside Hiruko
When he says shout 'I KNEW IT!'
When he goes to use his puppets cut off his strings
Sasori's reaction:
Sasori: I don't even want to know…
You: (Steals his arm and runs)
Sasori: 0.0
Deidara
Replace his clay with play doe
When he sits with Sasori start singing 'It must be love!'
Or 'Love is in the air'
Explode the base then blame Deidara.
When you are in a huge crowd of people shout out loud 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!'
Keep asking what gender he is.
Put pink dye in his shampoo
Laugh at him randomly
Buy a ring and shout 'I'm engaged to Deidara'
When he walks in the room, keep saying 'And Deidara has now entered the room ladies and gentlemen'
When he goes to punch you shout 'RAPE!'
Whenever he goes to speak shout 'No for the last time I will not go out with you!'
Keep saying Un, and Yeah after every sentence
Deidara's reaction:
Deidara: Why would you shout rape, when I punch you un?
You: Because un…(Holds up his hands which show his mouths) they might wanna get too friendly yeah.
Deidara: -.-
Hidan
Steal his scythe
Every time he walks by, shout 'IT'S THE GRIM REAPER!"
Tell him only cool people can die,
Poke him continually,
When he turns to you, scream
Dye his hair pink,
Sell him to Kakuzu
Whenever he swears go 'Bleep'
Keep asking him who Jashin is.
When he explains say 'how do you feel about this?'
Hidan's reaction:
Hidan: You people are really…
You: Bleep
Hidan: Up…
You: Bleep
Hidan: Off! (Growls)
Kakuzu
Call him scrooge
Keep saying you know his little secret
Spend all his money
Stare at him, then when he asks what are you staring at? Laugh and walk away
When he is alone in his room open the door and shout 'I KNEW IT!' then run
Burn fake money in front of him and tell him its real
Sing to him 'You are living in a material world, and you are a material girl' then run.
Wait till he is really far when counting his money then shout random numbers to make him lose his place
Kakuzu reaction:
Kakuzu: You even think about touching my money I will kill you.
You: Here you go (Hands him lots of gifts)
Kakuzu: What's this?
You: Your gifts…from your money enjoy (Runs off)
Well me hopes you enjoy the first chapter, I will do the rest later, please don't flame, just nice comments please, thanks.