So ya…this is my first Harry Potter fic, but I'm working on some more…this is just a crack fic one shot but…=P
Voldemort- So this is the end Harry Potter! Any last words?
Harry- In the words of Albus Dunderbore-
Aberforth- DUMBLEDORE YOU-
McGongall- There are children in the room!
Aberforth- Awh unicorn turds…
Harry- Anyway…blubber, nitwit, tweak-
Ron- You left out-
Mr. Weasley- Stand back people! I have a-
Ron- You sure you know what you're doing…
Mr. Weasley- Yes! (to Voldemort) Prepare to DIE!!!
Harry- Wait! I'M supposed to kill him…
Mr. Weasley…Oh…you're right…
Harry- *takes machine gun from Mr. Weasley*
Mr. Weasley- Now to operate it…
Harry- I lived with my cousin Dudley for years. I know how to operate a gun…
Mr. Weasley- Oh…of course…
Harry- Stand back! I've got a weapon…Prepare to DIE MoldyWart!
Voldemort- Not a change! *gets shot*
Everyone else- *goes to hug Harry like in the book, though instead of being sincere and emotional, they are all screaming 'Yay!' Potter Puppet Pal style. Also, Lupin and Tonks are alive…sorry…had to say it =P*