Chapter 1: The Letter
It was a hot summer day and Sora had woken up. He went downstairs to see if Donald or Goofy had woken up since they got a condo after Kingdom Hearts 2 in New York. When he got downstairs he saw blood all over the floor but it wasn't his partner's blood it was just ketchup that they dropped when they dropped their hot dogs. Well he found that out when he read the letter from King Mickey. The letter said "How the fuck do you dare to take away some of my best workers in the castle you are fucking lucky I didn't kill you, I didn't kill you because I want to make a deal with you, I would have asked one of my workers to do it but they are all pussys so I know you would do it. Well I'll tell you my short story Queen Minnie hasn't give me some action for a while(if you know what I mean) so I want you to kidnap Tila Tequila for me I heard she'll do anyone plus I want to make her my sex slave. So get me her unless you want your little friends to die because I don't really need them. P.S. The people you will have to get through are really tough o I would get some sneaking advice from Solid Snake. You can find him in Mexico I think he's in border patrol for a while. If he's not there you can find in Mexico City.
Chapter 2: Looking for Solid Snake
So Sora makes his journey into Mexico but he has his keyblade so it shouldn't be so hard. After a while he falls in a swamp and he gets wet and he gets completely dirty. Later on he gets to the border and they think that he is a Mexican and arrest him. Later he finds out that Solid Snake was in China and they tell him that the only way for him to get out of jail is to do a donkey show do he does it. Well later on he finds out there is a ship going to china in Mexico but there is not tickets left so he kills and old man and wears his skin to get in the ship he also takes the ticket. Later he finds out he was in the titanic 2 and it happens the same thing that happened to the titanic 1 but he ends up in Japan.
Final Chapter: Meeting Solid Snake
Well Sora goes to china and goes to the place that solid snake is and he is there. So Sora jumps up and down and does some fag dance and starts stripping for happiness. But he also finds out Snake is in the Hundredth floor and and the elevator is broken. So he takes like 30 minutes to get there when he gets there he heards moaning sounds and pleasurable sounds. He thinks hes fucking Naomi. Mei Ling, Meryl, or Eva. So he didn't wanna interrupt because snake might fuck him up. So later when is over he opens the door and snake is there and Sora tells Snake the story. Snake eventually says I cant help you. Then Sora starts whinning like a little bitch and snake slaps him in the face. Sora starts crying. Then Sora is like WHY CAN'T YOU HELP ME DAMMIT!!. Then Snake is like I cant help you because Tila is my bitch I fucked her just know and Sora is like OMFG my bestesest friends are going to die and sanke also said I also fucked Kairi and then Sora gets really pissed and charges at Snake then Snake cuts Sora in hallf with Raidens sword(which he got in rap battle when he beat raiden and killed him)then Snake fucked Kairi and Tila again in front of Sorars body. Later Snake sells Soras body.