Sorting Hat's new song
It was the very begging of the school year, so all the students gathered in the Great Hall. The sorting hat was supposed to sing a song, but it forgot to make it up. So, of course, Dumbledore sang a song, hoping that Dumbledore will pay him for that. Unfortunatly, he forgot that he is Dumbledore.
Sirius had a pretty style, and Remus something that I like,
Bella's kisses were quite amazing,
Even after her wedding,
With Peter I couldn't do anthing,
The twat, he is,
Lucius – evilness,
Molly – she could stroke my head to death,
And I have never thought of that,
But she cheated on me,
Andromeda in Hollywood,
With Riddle it wasn't the same,
Severus was as cold as ice,
So I talked to my mum,
I could give everything to Lily,
But she didn't want to take,
Narcissa – my bad,
She made me shy,
And Minerva was okay.
At the end of this well-put song, new studets were sorted into houses, and Dumbledore didn't get payed by Dumbledore.