AN: Based on a caption I saw on a pic on The Slap.
Disclaimer: I do not own Victorious.
"Are you two married?" Sgrodis asked Jade and Beck as the drama of the bellman being dragged away was dying down, everyone still a little shaken up.
"Uh, no? Why would you think we were married?" Beck asked him, confused, his grip on Jade loosening.
"Oh, in Yerba if you stand that close to a woman, you are automatically married. So, congratulations!" he said, grinning.
"Wait, but we're Americans. Well, I am. He's from Canada." Jade said scathingly, rolling her eyes, moving out of Beck's arms and standing beside him, a hand on his shoulder.
"It doesn't matter, you're still married. Would you like the honeymoon suite?" he asked. That is what couples like, no?
"Honeymoon-no! We do not want that!" Jade spat out, annoyed.
"Alright, fine. Have a happy marriage!" he said, still smiling.
Jade rolled her eyes, pulling Beck into a corner away from the others.
"So, we're married, huh?" Beck teased, grinning.
"Shut up, we are not married." Jade said, rolling her eyes.
"Whatever you say...Mrs. Oliver." he said chuckling, enjoying seeing her so riled up.
"Ugh, stop it! We are not married Beck! Besides, why do you think I'd marry you?" she asked, annoyed, resisting the urge to smack him.
"Because, we've been dating for almost 3 years, I love you, and I assume you love me."
"Well, you assumed wrong. I hate you, you're annoying." she said, glaring at him.
"Nope, you love me."
"Do not."
"Yes, you do. Do I have to sing 'Tell Me That You Love Me' for you to admit it?"
"…fine, I love you. Happy?" she asked, not wanting to be embarrassed by her idiotic boyfriend singing that stupid song.
"Yes, very," he said, kissing her. 'Maybe I'll really make her Mrs. Oliver one day…' he thought, before losing himself in Jade.
AN: So, how was it? Review please!