Naruto began arguing with Sakura about him and Sasuke greatest song ever. "listen Naruto I really find it hard to believe you and sasuke-kun wrote any song much less the worlds greatest and defeat the kyubi " spoke Sakura in her know it all tone "FINE I'll JUST Tell YOU" the young jinchuriki begn his story from their showdown with the kyubi
flash back
the demon stood before Sasuke and Naruto in his final form
[kyubi] I am complete!
[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
you destroyed the seal and now you shall both die!
[Naruto] Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off
[kyubi] Fuck, fuck, fuck
the Biju code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?
[Naruto] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to my belly
and also you will have to pay our rent
[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[Naruto] then you can take Sasuke to hell...
[Sasuke] What?
[Naruto] trust me Sasuke, its the only way,
[Sasuke] What the fuck are you talking about?
[Naruto] to be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
I love metal!so lets battle
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm the kyubi i can do what i want,
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
i cant wait to take Sasuke to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot biju gel
I'm gonna fill with all nine of my tails
[Naruto] Noooooo!
c'mon Sasuke let's fight his music with our music
[Sasuke] You fuckin dobe look what you did
that was a masterpiece.
[Naruto] listen to me
[Sasuke] he rocks too hard now im gonna be torn a brand new ass
[Naruto] goddamn-it Sasuke,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[Sasuke] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[Naruto] deactivated lasers with my dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[Naruto] C'mon Sasuke now it's time to blow doors down
[Sasuke] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[Naruto] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
[Sasuke] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[Sasuke] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[Naruto] C'mon Sasuke cause it's time to blow doors down
[Sasuke] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
[Naruto] Hey there nine tails..demon fox
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
we are the D
you are the kyubi,[18x]
[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Sasuke, You're coming with me.
Taste my lightning fuckers!
[Tenacious Shinobi:]
[Naruto] NO!
[Beelz]
ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' tail !
oh no!
[Naruto] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
[Beelz]
No! Fuck you Sasuke and Fuck you Naruto!
I'll get you Tenacious Shinobi!
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