I've decided that I'm going to rewrite a ton of famous theme songs so they fit Fullmetal Alchemist...this is merely the beginning! Don't worry, if you're a reader of one of my other stories, this doesn't mean I'm abandoning 444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris. I'll still finish it.
Disclaimer: I own nothing! This should be clear to you by now!
The Fresh Alchemist of Fullmetal (Fresh Prince of Bel Air)
Yo, this is a show that is truly bound
To tell you how alchemy makes the world go round
I'd like to to sit down and get yourself settled
As I tell you how I earned the alchemist name of Fullmetal
In Risembol we lost our main relation
So Al and I attempted human transmutation
Lost my limbs, lost his body, was a fool
Needed help from Winry and all of her tools
When Mustang and Hawkeye thought our skills were good
For an anime, they called it Brotherhood
I got all fired up, but Al still cared
He said, "I'm going with, Brother, so your temper won't flare!"
I showed up in Central and struck some fear
Into all the dumb soldiers who'd dare call me dear
If anything, got the job 'cause I needed no circle
Proving you can be smart without being named Urkel
I march on, though I rarely complain or groan
As Al and I hunt for the Philosopher's Stone
Look at me now, being such a rebel
Guess I really did earn that awesome name of Fullmetal
Up next...Pokemon? One Piece? Fairly Odd Parents? Let me know your suggestions! Songs take me only about five minutes to write, so I'm up for anything. I've all the time I need.