I am happy to be joining the many fanficcers everywhere this will probably be my longest fanfic since it started as an actual book I am writing
You may notice a similarity in this and the story Attack of the Rolling Cheese, better known as Cheese, well that is because Cheese Girl and I are friends. I started writing this shortly after she started Cheese. As you might know, at the beginning of Cheese Adrienne is trying to make Legolas Greanleaf appear, this story is if he didn't appear, at least not at that point in time. Also any reference to other authors work is only for readers enjoyment so don't sue me.
Read and enjoy.
Chapter 1 Legolas's Arrival
It started one day at South Fayette Middle School. (note: we are now in high school) Adrienne, a bright young girl, probably the valedictorian of her class, was performing a séance like thing to make Legolas Greanleaf appear. Her friend Andy, a bright kid who does not know how to use it, was looking on dumbfounded. "It is time," said Adrienne, "Professor Greenleaf, when is our next archery lesson. It did not work, she was supposed to go into her Harry Potter world and act like Harry. (note: yes we have imaginary worlds, but get over it, we all have our flaws)
"See, I told you it wouldn't work," Andy said with a smirk. He soon after started laughing, "Make Legolas appear my but. Ha! Pathetic." Adrienne's face quickly became a bright red with embarrassment. She stood up grabbed the nearest blunt object, her purse, and hit Andy in the head with it. " Eiah, what in the hel… damn what was the for, ow," Andy moaned
Whack whack "Watch your mouth Andy," Liz said hitting him with her purse. She had been reading, rather looking at her Kenny Chesney portfolio.
"Yeah" Jessica said hitting Andy too.
"Stop! You bitches, god" he said in pain.
"You are dismissed," a voice said.
"Finally," Carl said
On their way to swim Jill and Adrienne were talking, all the while being laughed at and pestered by Andy. His annoyance was mainly directed towards Adrienne in response to her failure earlier that day. Jill though had had enough. She turned around and threatened Andy's life. "What can you do?" he said. That's when Jill gave Andy "the stare." The stare feels as if a thousand ways to die are all happening to you at once. Andy backed off and cowered in fear. Adrienne also became a little uneasy, though it was not directed towards her.
Swimming went as it always did. At the end of class Mr. Mizaco, the swim teacher, said if they wanted to they could stay in for five more minutes. Only Andy, Adrienne, Jill, and their friend Nick stayed in. Suddenly an inter-dimensional portal opened above them. A canoe promptly fell out of it and landed on Nick's head. "Hello," said a handsome, blonde haired elf. His hair was so beautiful that at first sight it looked like he was wearing a silk bonnet. His eyes were entrancing, the irises resembled a cloudless sky and his pupils resembled two deep black jet. (note: for those of you who don't know jet are the black precious gem)
"Oh my god, its Legolas," the three conscious kids said
"Is that boy drowning?" Legolas asked
"Nooooo," said the swooning Adrienne.
"But if you want you can jump in and take a swim," Jill said almost commandingly.
"Oh wait, no, he his not swimming," Andy said. As you probably know, inhabitants of Middle Earth swim naked.
"Why," Adrienne and Jill complained.
"Yes, why," Legolas said, "I do enjoy a good swim
"Well uh… you see er… oh yah, the water is very acidic and you need magical protection to swim in it."
"That's okay, we elves have protection from acid." (note: yes that is made up but deal)
"What? Oh darn, please Adrienne, Jill, help me, I'm here."
"Time to get out of the pool…"
"Phew, saved by the 'taco'."
"… and someone get that unconscious, drowning boy out of the pool." (one last note: taco is name given to Mr. Mizaco by his students)
Thx for reading, I hope you enjoyed.
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P.S.S. make sure to read Attack of the Rolling Cheese
P.S.S.S. make sure to read the newly written, Attack of the Rolling Cheese Part II