On the First Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

A Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Second Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Third Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Fourth Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Four Polish Ponies
Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Fifth Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Five Frying Pans!
Four Polish Ponies
Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Sixth Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Six Iron Pipes
Five Frying Pans!
Four Polish Ponies
Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Seventh Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Seven Cups of Tea
Six Iron Pipes
Five Frying Pans!
Four Polish Ponies
Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Eighth Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Eight Broken Pianos
Seven Cups of Tea
Six Iron Pipes
Five Frying Pans!
Four Polish Ponies
Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Ninth Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Nine Finnish Reindeer
Eight Broken Pianos
Seven Cups of Tea
Six Iron Pipes
Five Frying Pans!
Four Polish Ponies
Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Tenth Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Ten Germans Drinking
Nine Finnish Reindeer
Eight Broken Pianos
Seven Cups of Tea
Six Iron Pipes
Five Frying Pans!
Four Polish Ponies
Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On the Eleventh day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Eleven Stupid Heroes
Ten Germans Drinking
Nine Finnish Reindeer
Eight Broken Pianos
Seven Cups of Tea
Six Iron Pipes
Five Frying Pans!
Four Polish Ponies
Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

On The Twelfth Day of Christmas,
The U.N. Gave to Me...

Twelve China Towns
Eleven Stupid Heroes
Ten Germans Drinking
Nine Finnish Reindeer
Eight Broken Pianos
Seven Cups of Tea
Six Iron Pipes
Five Frying Pans!
Four Polish Ponies
Three Baltic States
Two Italians
And a Gilbird in a Maple Tree!

What ya think? lame? ...yeah I know...well, R&R anyways! also, can you tell me what nation each gift stands for?