Hachiman is alone in home. He decided to make the most of his free time.
"Fuck niggers!" Hachiman screamed and screamed while masturbating with Komachi's panties until he creamed.
Then he put on one of the creamed panties on his head.
"Akane! High! Gachi Yuri Hajimarooooooo!" Hachiman sperged out as he impersonated his favorite character.
"Fuck now I'm bored."
Then Hachiman got an idea. "Why don't I take a shit on Komachi's bed that'll surprise her real good!"
So he took off his pants and crapped out large chunks of niggers. Komachi would not be pleased because she is a white supremacist.
"Hmm lemme see whether there are any of Komachi's shits I can fuck with."
Hachiman sodomised himself with Komachi's lipsticks. Then he threw the lipstick across the room. Then he shat on the floor. Then he tripped over his own scat and crashed into Komachi's closet.
The closet broke and her shirts began pouring out like Muslims to Europe. "Alright, time to mess up her shirts!" Hachiman sperged as he started playing in the pile and tearing up her clothes.
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck the niggers!" Hachiman let out his inner Johnny Rebel as he proceeded on to shred every non-white shirt in the pile.
"Fuck it feels good to let loose," Hachiman remarked as he went to the kitchen. There, he toppled over the fridge and all its content spilled out. Hachiman then dived butt first into the pile of food. The milk and juice bottles burst under the weight and the content inside began spilling out. "Ha ha ha! It's like goatse all over again!" Hachiman snorted as he started humping the pile of food. He got lemons on his arms, lettuce on his legs, eggs on his torso and Gouda cheese stuck to his pubic hair.
"What the fuck are you doing?!" Komachi screamed. Hachiman jumped. With shivering voice he asked, "WTF nigger since when are you here?"
"What? I've been observing ur shit for half an hour!" Komachi explained.
Hachiman's lips quivered. He then Knocked Komachi out and threw her out of the window so that she cannot testify to the hentai police.
By eliminating the only witness, Hachiman was never caught and sentenced to the gulag for molestation of objects. He lived a decent adult life and upon retirement, he became a drag queen story teller at a library.
"And this kids, is why violence is always the solution," Hachiman concluded his story as the kids erupted forth with rapturous applause at this remarkable tale.