Johnny: One of the most critically acclaimed shows in fanfic history!
Cat: We're doing something new this time around. The first chapter we will be interviewing the contestants!
Johnny: So here's our clip montage of what they think about "Naruto Idol"
(camera fuzzes out and then Naruto appears)
Naruto: I should be the "Naruto Idol" because my name's Naruto!
(shifts)
Sakura: OH MY GOD I'M ON TV! HI MOM!
(shifts)
Sasuke: Whatever.
Cat: Stupid Sa-suke.
Sasuke: DON'T CALL ME THAT! (punches camera) (technical difficulties sign appears then disspears)
(shifts)
Ino: WOO HOO DISSIN' SAKURA ON LIVE TV! SAKURA IS A- (attacked by Sakura)
Naruto: GIRL FIGHT!
(shifts)
Rock Lee: Huh? What? Am I supposed to be talking right now?
(shifts)
Kakashi: What! I'm reading... (holds book in front of camera) See?
Johnny: THAT IS NOT G-RATED!
(shifts)
Gaara: (killing some random person)
Johnny: (poking the blood)
Gaara: Whaaaa?
Cat: This is also not G-rated!
(shifts)
Temari: Do I even have a song yet?
Cat: Nope.
Temari: (swearing)
(shifts)
Gai: I have mastered the art of Sexy no Jutsu! See! (making hand signs)
Everyone (including Gaara, Kakashi and Neji): (screaming and running)
Johnny: THINK OF THE G-RATING!
(shifts)
Neji: Where's my song!
Johnny: YOU WILL GET ONE EVENTUALLY!
(shifts)
Kankuro: Ha ha I got a song before you!
Neji and Temari: (killing him)
(shifts)
Haku: I also got a song before you.
Neji and Temari: (attempting to kill)
Haku: HAHA I'M ALREADY DEAD!
(shifts)
Chouji: (eating something)
The camera drops to the drop and we see a sideways image of Cat fighting Chouji for the food.
(shifts)
Kiba: (turned away form the camera) (to Akamaru) Who's a good doggy? Who's a good doggy! You are! You are! Don't you look pretty in your little bows and-
Akamaru: (barks)
Kiba: (turns around) Oh snap-
(shifts)
Orichimaru: Soon Sasuke will be mine! MUAHAHAHAHA! I have hidden a bag of chips with mind control devices in them!
Cat and Chouji: (stop fighting and eating at the same time to relize they are holding a bag of chips) Oh snap. 0.o
(shifts)
Cat: Fortunatly for Chouji and I, the chips did not work. Or did they? (evil laughter)
Johnny: Next chapter! A real song!