The XMen Pledge

by Wisteria Stargazer

Fan poem. I promise to think of the X-Men. Co-written with aecul.

Disclaimer: We do not own the X-Men

A/N: We got the idea for this from the Percy Jackson fan poem we saw on someone's profile page.

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The X-Men Pledge

I promise to think of Xavier

When I hear voices in my head

I promise to think of Phoenix

Whenever someone comes back from the dead

I promise to think of Cyclops

When colored sunglasses I see

I promise to think of Psylocke

Whenever I drink tea

I promise to think of Wolverine

When all around me are so tall

I promise to think of Cable

When I'm backed against a wall

I promise to think of Nightcrawler

Whenever I feel blue

I promise to think of Multiple Man

When I make copies more than two

I promise to think of Shadowcat

When someone gets poisoning from food

I promise to think of Havok

When I hear somebody say 'Dude'

I promise to think of Colossus

Whenever I see Russia on a map

I promise to think of Storm

When I hear a thunderclap

I promise to think of Rogue

When I see someone with stripey hair

I promise to think of Warpath

When I see a fuzzy bear

I promise to think of Iceman

When I open freezer doors

I promise to think of Marrow

When I read of baby dinosaurs

I promise to think of Boom-Boom

Whenever marshmallows explode

I promise to think of the Scarlet Witch

When I'm in my angry mode

I promise to think of Angel

When I see a bird up in the sky

I promise to think of Pixie

Whene'er I see a butterfly

I promise to think of Domino

When I catch a lucky break

I promise to think of Avalanche

When 'neath my feet the earth does quake

I promise to think of Gambit

Whenever I shuffle cards

I promise to think of Beast

When I quote the ancient bards

I promise to think of Emma

Whenever I see shattered glass

I promise to think of Blob

When I see someone of great mass

I promise to think of Quicksilver

When I feel a gust of wind

I promise to think of Toad

When I pass a garbage bin

I promise to think of Magma

When my teeth are getting crowns

I promise to think of Deadpool

When I fight off zombie clowns

I promise to think of Mystique

When I see statues made of rock

I promise to think of Surge

When I get an electric shock

I promise to think of Berzerker

When I see a sewer drain

I promise to think of Vanisher

When from helping my friends I refrain

I promise to think of Spyke

Whenever I feel annoyed

I promise to think of Danger

When my computer gets destroyed

I promise to think of Magneto

When I use a paperclip

I promise to think of Squidboy

When I go sailing on a ship

I promise to think of Sabretooth

Whenever I clip my nails

I promise to think of Hellion

When everything just fails

I promise to think of Moonstar

Whenever nightmares come my way

I promise to think of Pyro

When I watch the burning in "Pompeii"

I promise to think of Cannonball

When I jump into a pool

I promise to think of Forge

Whene'er I use a tool

I promise to think of Wolfsbane

Whenever I pet a dog

I promise to think of Sticky Goop Guy

Whenever my sink gets a clog

I promise to think of Polaris

When I'm swimming in chlorine

I promise to think of Sunspot

When I see a sign that says 'Get Green'

I promise to think of X-23

When I feel bereft of love

I promise to think of Jubilee

When I see fireworks up above.

Yes, wherever I go

Whatever I do

I promise to think of the X-Men

And to them, 'till the end, be true.