Ok, so let me explain what this is…
There is this fanfiction that was written a long time ago by a user named "IKillFaguts", and it is considered one of the worst fanfictions ever made. The story itself had terrible grammar, was quite racist, and… Well the author was called "IKillFaguts" so I will let you fill in the blank.
Now let me show you a little of the unedited story to give you an idea of what it was like…
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Spongbob had a gasp then and put da letr down.
Oh no he said. Squidwurd is a nigger faggot. I ned to worn him of hjs devine ways so h3 does nut born.
He runed to Squidward's hose.
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Ya… Its that bad.
I should also point out that this story was removed by the author, and the account "IKillFaguts" no longer exists.
The reason why I was able to read it was because "The Fanfic Critic" was able to review it. If you want to read the unaltered original story. Then I suggest going to the "Fanfiction wiki" page about this story. There will be a link there that will send you to a review of the story.
There is also a Youtube video by "ShitFan FictionReader" called "Salivation - A Spongebob Squarepants Fanfiction by ikillfaguts". I suggest going to that video if you want to hear it being read. Here is the link to the video… ( does not allow links, so I had to break it up)
www . youtube watch?v=5zfUQ1a8WI4
Now I have no idea if this story was just a joke, or if the author (which I assume was a little kid) was being serious.
Now, what I will be doing today is "remastering" it. I will try my best to fix all of the spelling errors (which some were so bad that I could not fix), and also add another chapter that finishes the story… but in my way.
Also the original story itself was incredibly short. So It will not take long to read… Enjoy!
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Author's Note...
My friend wrote the beginning of this for me so please be nice and reveiw 4 her ok?
Not das am frend dat betrayed my ofer fic a different fred. (I have no idea what they were trying to say here.)
This was my birthday present, and I thought you real christians would enjoy it.
A Message to All Niggers, Faggots, and Satanists...
"Judgement day is on the horizon. The fiery furnace of Hell awaits your unholy execution.
Sodomites and colored people, your day comes.
To all who wish to join my struggle, rejoice, for I welcome all.
For all who love, queers beware, you shall burn forever more.
Love, Jesus.
In case you don't know already, I wrote the rest.
Spongebob had a gasp then and put the letter down.
"Oh no" he said.
"Squidwurd is a nigger faggot!"
"I need to worn him of his divine ways so he does not burn."
He ran to Squidward's house.
To be or not to be continued, review to find out.
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Ya… When I said it was short, I wasn't joking. It really is this short.
But now comes the fun part! The next chapter will feature chapter two of this story… But done my way… So enjoy!