The Summer of Nick, Eduard and Gwen (a Dreamiverse/Total Drama crossover fanfic)
Part 2
Second Day (Tuesday, June 2)
(*Very big sign says "THE NEXT DAY* before cutting to the scene)
(*The camera zooms into the Naujalis residence, with Sammy-Seven (right), who is writing the letters to some people and Buddy (left) who is putting the letters in envelopes*)
(*Buddy: "Why are we sending to letters to people we don't know?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "You mean teh villains?"*)
(*Buddy: "Teh villains? Whatever."*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "Be-cause I have a plan to hunt down teh othersiders in this place you call...? What is it?"*)
(*cut*)
(*Buddy: "Canada, one of America's neighbors, man."*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "Tis Canada one of America's neighbors man might be teh place to get back at teh awful Nickolas.*")
(*Sammy-Seven reads his own note, as we cut first to Anna Maria in her apartment;
(*Sammy-Seven: "Dear othersiders of any shape and size,"*)
(*Anna Maria (*after reading the letter*): "Wait. A. SEC. What is this, A COMFORMIST STATE?! Well, if this is a beauty contest, let's see who's (*flaunts her poof*) PRETTIAH!"*)
(*we cut next to Eva in the gym*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "(*keeps reading*) I must kidnap Nick back all the way from Canada one of America's neighbors man.
(*Eva (*weighs a dumbbell while reading the letter*): "(*whispers*) Ya think that you can recruit me for your so-called "empire" (*yells*) JUST SO YOU CAN TAKE ONE OF THE VERY SAVIORS OF THE DREAMIVERSE BACK FOR REVENGE?!"*)
(*one of the Badbots bags Eva, much to her chagrin*)
(*Eva: "(*muffled*) I DON'T WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE GONNA REGRET IT!"*)
(*we cut next to Lackimus, Slammus and Crystrayus in their home*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "(*keeps reading*) However, I will not do it alone."
(*Lackimus: "HERO LACKIMUS COMES TOPH CANADA!"*
(*Slammus: "And I thought it might fail."*)
(*Crystrayus: "(*raises fist with a grin*) Lemme at 'em! LEMME AT 'EEEEEEEEM!"*)
(*we cut to the home of Alejandro, fascinated at first, then confused at the letter*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "(*keeps reading*) I shall attack enemy othersiders with my othersider friends."*)
(*cut*)
(*Alejandro: "A hate letter to Canada? Really?"*)
(*we cut to Trick in her home*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "(*keeps reading*) And you, my girlfriend Trick, shall help me rid the world of othersiders other than teh Naujalises!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Trick (to her dad) "(*snaps her fingers*) DADDY!"*)
(*Trick's father (to her daughter): "(*walks up to her*) Yes, my dumpling, my sweetheart, my cream pie, my pumpkin pie?"*)
(*Trick (to her father)"(*pushes her father out of the way*) Drive me to teh home of teh Naujalises!"*)
(*Trick's father proceeds to do so*)
(*we cut to Jasmine's home in Australia*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "(*keeps reading*) And I have called you for a rea-son."*)
(*cut*)
(*Jasmine (after reading the letter): "Going to Canada to get revenge on one of the saviours of a fantasy world? Awk-ward. Even for you!"*)
(*one of the Badbots traps her in a net*)
(*Jasmine: "(*nervously*) Great."*)
(*Jasmine screams as the Badbot proceeds to fly away to get the Naujalis residence.*)
(*we cut to Justin in Hawaii, having a spa while reading the letter*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "(*keeps reading*) We are most pulverized by the events involving Nick's evil imagination of last online novel!"*)
(*Justin (puzzled): "Pulverized? By a imagination? What the heck are you talking about?*)
(*one of the Badbots treats his bed like it was cargo*)
(*Justin: "(*shocked*) Oh."*)
(*we cut to Sammy-Seven with a military helmet and a leather jacket on, outside with (from left to right) Buddy, Andrew, Rachel, Bethany, Buddy and Rachel's baby Lillian, Rosalyn and Charlie*)
(*Sammy-Seven: (*finishes reading*) And now, we must take chances to brave teh wilderness of Canada one of America's neighbors man!
Love,
Sammy-Seven and his troops."
(*Jasmine: "Who wrote this crap? Is it you?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (with a contraption hidden under a shawl): "No. It must be Buddy.*")
(*Buddy (*to Sammy-Seven*): "What? You wrote this stuff."*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Buddy): "(*does a armfolm*) I did not."*)
(*Jasmine (to Sammy-Seven): "(*points finger at the contraption under shawl*) What's that invention you've made on your own?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (as he unveils the contraption): "I give you...(*excitedly*) teh Pirate Ship!"*)
(*shot of his "pirate ship," (actually just a houseboat)*)
(*Anne-Maria: "YA MEAN A HOUSEBOAT?!"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (showing the features of his "pirate ship"): "It has got a motor."*)
(*cut*)
(*Jasmine (to Sammy-Seven): "(*points at "motor"*) Is that a exercise bike?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to everyone): "Powered by one person: Crystrayus."*)
(*cut*)
(*Crystrayus (to Jasmine): "(*points finger to her*) THAT'S ME, TOOTS!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to everyone): "It has food, as perfected by supreme cooking. (*cue the overcooked turkey*)"*)
(*Eva (to Sammy-Seven, outraged at his cooking): "You call this SUPREME COOKING?!"*),
(*Sammy-Seven (to everyone): It has a TV powered by teh same motor used to power up the boat.
(*Buddy: "HEY! You can't power up the TV and the ship at the same time!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Buddy) Quiet! (*confused at first*) So, where was I? Oh yes. (*points at rooms*) We have teh most comfortable rooms tis side of your typical hotels."*)
(*cut*)
(*Anne-Maria (madly): "If ya rooms ya made fer us are comfy, PROVE IT!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Anna Maria: "Allow someone to demonstrate."*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Rosalyn) "Rosalyn."*)
(*cut*)
(*Rosalyn: "Yes, Master Sammy-Seven?*) You must test out teh bed."*)
(*Rosalyn tests out the bed, only for it to remain uncomfortable for thirty minutes*)
(*cut*)
(*Anne-Maria (to Sammy-Seven): "THAT'S WHAT YA CALL "HOTEL-QUALITY"?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Anne-Maria) "Yes."*)
(*Anne-Maria: "(*before she touches the pillows*) Great! Now all we have to sleep on are dose...(*changes to happy expression when she touches the pillows*) comfy pillows."*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven: "I shall demonstrate teh punishment pods with (*shows toy knife to everyone*) tis knife."*)
(*cut*)
(*Alejandro (to Sammy-Seven): "A toy knife? Really?"*)
(*cut*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Alejandro): "Watch!"*)
(*Alejandro (to Sammy-Seven, bravely, with a glad expression): "Oh. Go ahead."*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Alejandro) "If you do not obey my orders, (*cuts one rope to one punishment pod*)...you will be heading to your passing out."*)
(*cut*)
(*Jasmine (*to Sammy-Seven*): "(*walks up to him*) You mean DEATH?"*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Jasmine): '"Death" is teh lowest form of saying "passing out," Jasmine."*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to his crew): "By teh way, we must head out to sea, all of you. And Rosalyn and Charlie."
(*cut*)
(*Alejandro (to Sammy-Seven): "(*baffled*) Hey! Just because you're the leader of a crew of yours to find this Nickolas, doesn't mean you should evade one's country with senseless violence! I should have been the leader instead of you, Sammy-Seven!"*)
"(*Sammy-Seven (to everyone): "And by teh way, I am ranking Lackimus as my second in command."*)
(*cut*)
(*Lackimus: "(*hops excitedly*) YAAAAAAAAAAAY!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Lackimus "(*stretches to touch Anne-Maria's poof*) Touchie, touchie!"*)
(*Anne-Maria: "(*gasps while not looking at Lackimus at first glance*; *cut*; *jumps furiously to Lackimus on her left*) LACKIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS! NOBODY! TOUCHES! DA! POOOOOOOOF! (*slaps Lackimus in the face*)"*)
(*cut to scene where Justin (right) with a military helmet on head, tries to explain to Sammy-Seven (left)*)
(*Justin (*to Sammy-Seven*): "Why are we wearing military helmets?"*)
(*cut to scene where Sammy-Seven's crew is wearing military helmets*)
(*Sammy-Seven (to Justin): "(*shows up out of nowhere*) Because we need to be durable during teh whole outing to Canada one of America's neighbors man!"*)
As Sammy-Seven and his crew headed to Canada, in hope of finding me and my creations so he can selfishly keep me and my creations all to himself, he was disgusted at something; He said, while wearing a sign saying "Captain on Board," "No kissing." to Trick and Alejandro, who stopped for a moment.
(*Alejandro (turns head to Sammy-Seven; snarkily): "Ever heard of privacy?"*);
(*Trick: "(turns head to Sammy-Seven; yelling) SHOULD YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND, Mr. Emotionless Guy?!"*)
"I am not disturbing your so-called "romance.'" said Sammy-Seven, wielding the toy knife.
(*Trick screams*)
(*Alejandro (to Sammy-Seven): "(*scared*) Why are you trying to cut the rope attached to one of your "punishment pods," with a toy knife?!"*)
Sammy-Seven proceeded to cut the rope on of the "punishment pods," a bathtub, and the two were screaming as Sammy-Seven said "This is what you get for kissing...on a boat."
(*Justin (to Sammy-Seven): "(*calm yet angry*) That's low, even for you, Sammy-Stupid."*)
(*Sammy-Seven gives him a offstage backhand punch to Justin for calling him out and insulting him, while he's at it*)
We cut back to Canada. As Gwen's mother drove Gwen, Ben, us, DJ and Bridgette to some family entertainment center,
(*cut*)
(*Bridgette (to DJ, while folding Eduard in her arms): "Are you sure they have a salad bar here?"*)
(*DJ (to Bridgette): "Sure they do."*)
(*cut*)
As our camera pans out, I looked at the building.
(*Ben (to Gwen): "What is this?"*)
(*Gwen: "Cheeriman's Fun Center? (*flatly*) Yaaaaaay."*)
And as we found out, the place was as cheerful and fun as it was; the guy said to us "Hello, Welcome to Cheeriman's Fun Center. Have a lot of fun. Have the family experience you've always wanted. Follow the rules; no shoving, no running, no rowdy behavior, no drugs.";
(*cut*)
(*Gwen: "We'll have fun, all right."*)
(*cut*)
Meanwhile, Heather said "Man, I'd do anything to ruin weird goth girl's life." to Lindsay, who said while pointing her finger at one of the Badbots "Hey! Look at that cute-looking robot in the back." The alpha bully questioned "What is this?" to the spoiled princess, who said, as the Badbot came across, "He's soooooo cute!"; "A Badbot? Welcome to the real world." said Heather to Lindsay, who said "Badbot, you look awfully dirty. Here, let me polish you up at my place." while holding some clothes in front of the Badbot, much to its horror.; Lindsay polished the mecha mook at home and put on the clothes for it.; Heather complimented the Badbot's reluctantly-chosen look by saying "You shine like a coin there."; And the three went to Cheeriman's Fun Center.; Meanwhile, the Badbot was targeting the fish mascot.
(*static noises*; *Heather in the anytime confessional*)
(*Heather: "Badbots. On the outside, they're cute-looking. On the inside, they're robots who do nothing other than shoot and smash everything. (*clasps her hands*) My kind of bodyguards!"*)
(*static noises*)
Heather pushed Gwen, saying "Coming through, weird goth girl." but I shielded Gwen from the insults by saving "Will you please stop insulting Gwen? It bothers her and us!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Heather (to Nickolas): "(*turns head to him*) Where'd you learn that? Preschool? Hahaha!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Nickolas (to Heather): "No!
(*cut*)
(*Heather: "Whatever."*)
(*cut*)
(*Gwen (to Heather): "Leave Gwen alone!"*)
(*static noises*; *Gwen in the anytime confessional*)
(*Gwen: "(*snarks*) Looks like somebody's on the wrong side of the fence, even though he's trying to dodge me from insults."*)
(*static noises*)
Bridgette said "That can't be good." as Ben and I targeted by Heather's Badbot, simply by asking her to stop. Gwen returned the favor by shielding us, asking Heather "Shouldn't you picking on someone your own size?"; Heather tried to yell at us, but the Badbot was distracted by a online video, much to her chagrin.; Lindsay said "Look at him go!" to the Badbot, and the two were watching a video of Lackimus posing in various heroic poses. Heather said to the Badbot, "Wait! You're SUPPOSED to be targeting weird goth girl and overly imaginative guy, NOT WATCH A STINKIN' VIDEO WITH LINDSAY!"; Heather swiped Lindsay's phone from its respective owner who went "Hey! We were watching...uuuuuh, what's the name of that video?"; Heather said "I! DON'T! CARE! ABOUT! YOUR! STINKIN'! VI-DE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I just want to get gothy and imagination-y out of my sight!"; And Heather commanded the Badbot to put a time bomb somewhere.; Gwen whispered to everyone "If we don't stop Heather from trying to erase us all for existence, we might pass out."; Everyone gasped; Gwen said to everyone "Ariel Lee, DJ, you take the back room. Bridgette, Eduard, you take the stage, Owen (*Owen: "Yeah, Gwen?"*), Firebird, you take the arcade; you and me are gonna find Heather." Bridgette said "Hold on, Eduard!" to Eduard as he clinged on to Bridgette herself and they were on a shadowy center. Eduard was rather fascinated with the dark, but Bridgette got a flashlight prepared, saying "Eduard, I know you like the dark, but I've got a flashlight to make sure we don't fall in things."; Bridgette noticed the wooden board. "It's the stage!" she said. Meanwhile, Owen and Firebird were walking to find Heather was; Owen was somehow distracted by a whole pizza.
(*Owen: "Oooooooh...(*heads for pizza*) come to PAPA!"*)
But Firebird somehow stopped him and the two were focusing on finding Heather. DJ and Ariel Lee were already at the back room, looking at the old suits; DJ was screaming "WHY'D YOU TAKE ME DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?!" to Ariel Lee, who whispered "Quiet, DJ. I'm trying to find Heather through these suits."; Ariel Lee grabbed Heather by the arms...(*snarks*) or so she thought; She actually activated the switch to open the show.; Bridgette was excited on the stage but Eduard was frightened by the possibility that he's on stage.
(*cut*)
(*Junior (to Dwayne): "Uh, Dad?"*)
(*Dwayne (to Junior): "Yes, Junior?"*)
(*Jay (to Dwayne): "(*points finger at Eduard and Bridgette*) Ya might wanna take a look at these two."*)
(*cut*)
(*Dwayne gasps*)
(*cut to the stage*)
(*Eduard screams*)
(*Bridgette: "Shh! Calm down, Eduard! I know that you're easily scared, we don't want to get into trouble!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Manager: "That's odd...the show isn't supposed to start in three minutes."*)
(*cut*)
(*Noah (to Owen): "(*appears out of nowhere*) Owen, (*points finger at Bridgette and Eduard*) THERE'S A SURFER GIRL AND A VEGETARIAN GOTH KID ON SET!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Owen: "(*gasps*) EDUARD! BRIDGETTE! We're comin' for ya!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Geoff and Brody (to Bridgette): "We're comin' for ya, Bridge!"*)
(*cut*)
(*Ariel Lee (to Eduard): "(*gets out of the back room*) I'm comin' for ya, Eduard!"*)
As everyone got Bridgette and Eduard to safety, the Badbot shoved Heather and Lindsay into a ball pen and left; the former yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and Lindsay said "Hey, where you're going?" to Ariel Lee.
(*Ariel Lee: "Enough talk (*grabs Lindsay's hand*) Lindsay, WE GONNA GET OUTTA HERE!"*)
(*Lindsay (to Heather): "(*gets her phone back from Heather*) I'll take that if you don't mind!"*)
(*Heather: "(*turns head to the ball avalanche*) What? Huh? UUUUUUGH!"*)
I rescued Heather from the ball avalanche with a giant hand coming out of my imagination, much to Gwen's dismay; "You're saving HER?" whispered Gwen to me, who said "Hey! No one deserves to pass out! Also, I saved your brother with a rope."
(*cut*)
(*Ben (to Gwen) "(*ball-skiing*; *waves his hand at her*) Hey, sis!"*)
(*Gwen: "(*waves her hand at her brother back, then gladly turns her head to him*) You saved my brother? That's so cute!"*)
(*Nickolas (to Gwen): "Yep.")
(What we did before this happened, you asked? While we were looking for Ben, we found out that he was pigging out on the bread-sticks.) And as the restaurant soon with filled with too many plastic balls, much to the manager's chagrin.; There were safety tapes around the place saying "DO NOT ENTER", "PLEASE, DO NOT GO THERE!" or "GET OUT! IT IS TOO DANGEROUS!"*)
(*Heather: "(*snarks*) Worst. Day. Ever."*)
(*Ariel Lee: "The next time we go there, let's just make sure that we don't come across any mishaps at all."*)
(*Bridgette: "So, Eduard. I'd like you to meet Geoff."*)
(*Eduard: "Huh?*)
(*Geoff (to Bridgette): "(*comes in*) Hi, Bridge and...(*whispers to Bridgette's ear*) what's his name?"*)
(*Bridgette: "Oh...Eduard."*)
Geoff stared at Eduard for a minute...and picked him up and declared him "The most gnarly dude this side of Camp Wawanakwa!"; Eduard laughs a little, thus, the chapter ended.
Total Drama characters: 2007-hiatus Fresh TV, Neptoon Studios and Cartoon Network.
The Imagination of Nick, Eduard and Buddy characters and Dreamiverse concept: 2016-present Club Dreamiverse.
