Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Anyway here's a short one. The other will hopefully be done before this month is up. Been putting it off for awhile but several of my haunt brothers and sisters literally jumped my case. My tail was redder than their hands and my shin is mahogany color. Saturday at the Uchiha mansion. A warm Saturday evening at the Uchiha mansion. Sasuke and naruto where watching TV.

Sasuke: "Hey naruto"

Naruto: "Yeah?"

Sasuke: "Wanna play a knock knock joke?"

Naruto: "Yeah."

Sasuke: "I'll go first, k."

Naruto: "K."

Sasuke: "Knock knock."

Naruto: "Who's there?"

Sasuke: "I like to tease a do."

Naruto: "I like to tease a do who? "

Sasuke: "I like to tease a dobe like you."

Naruto: "Ha ha ha that's funny. I like to tease a dobe li… hey come back here teme your dead!!!!"