HI! I'm back, with a new story for Reborn's birthday, and Breast Cancer awareness. Seriously, Mammograms, get them. They are painful, make you look and feel awkward for a few hours, but they are necessary for detecting the early stages of breast cancer. Sorry it's a bit late. Life happens.
Warning: Pervy Reborn. Adult!Reborn and 22yroldTsuna. (also, pre-established Tsuna/Kyoko)
Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
"You know what, Tsuna? I love my birthday." Reborn said, his body lax as he leaned back on the park bench. One arm over the back of the wooden public seat, the other in his lap with a bottle of his favourite beer in hand.
"Yeah, I know. You've said that already. 3 times." Tsuna replied, his almost 22 year old body also slouched over on the bench nearly 2 feet from his teacher, legs outstretched with one ankle crossed over the other. He lifted his own beer to his lips and took a small sip, stealing a glance down between them to count the bottles. 2 for Tsuna, 4 for Reborn, 4 more left unopened in the box. A total of 12, counting the 2 currently being consumed. Meaning 6 each, but Tsuna really didn't think he'd get 4, let alone 6.
"Yet you haven't asked me why. And you know very well how I usually tend to hate my birthdays." Reborn slurred slightly, his 5th beer starting to get to him.
"Oh, I figured that if you really wanted me to know, you'd tell me on your own." The young mafia don replied, a sigh of exasperation on his lips.
With a half concealed smirk, the seasoned killer slid his glazed eyes back over the female population walking past them in the Italian park.
"October 13th. International Breast Cancer Awareness Day. I love it."
"Oh yeah, Kyoko was saying something about that."
"You know, of all the cancers of the human body, Breast Cancer is the worst." He set his beer down on the bench beside him and raised his hands in front of him, palms outstretched, "I'm a firm believer that every woman should have both of their natural boobs on their body." here, he made a grabbing motion with his fingers. "One boob per hand."
"Oh my god, no. Why do you have to be such a perverted old man?"
"And the best part, oh the best part, is that in order to bring awareness to such a terrible cancer, women are going bra-less for the day!"
"And now you're sounding far too giddy and happy for my liking."
Reborn grinned a sharks grin. Tsuna sighed a sigh so full of exasperation, he wondered how his hair wasn't grey yet.
"Wait, women are going bra-less for the day? Huh, maybe that's the surprise Kyoko was going on about this morning."
"Aaaand you ruined it."