Leif lay peacefully on the cool forest floor, feeling the soft grass brush against his face…wait, he thought suddenly, Grass!! But grass grows on the ground!! And I'm in a tree...aren't I? Reluctantly he cracked open an eyelid. It was dark, he was lying on the ground in a muddled pile of leaves and blankets, above him he could here muffled laughter and someone singing a song…badly. Groaning he rolled over and sat up. What the hell…? This isn't where we camped! He stared around himself in a dazed panic. The entire scenery had changed. Instead of the foreboding trees of the Forests of Silence he was staring at tall, shapely white trunks which ended in golden leaves. Taking all this in with good grace and sharp wit Leif then did the only logical thing…he took a deep breath and bawled at the top of his lungs,
"WHITE CATS LIKE CHEESE!!" he blinked in surprise. That wasn't what he meant to say…but it seemed to have silenced that annoying laughter so he didn't really care. Deciding to have another go he yelled into the impassive wood, "MY MOTHER IS A MOOSE!!"
Suddenly a large white rabbit appeared out of no-where wearing a revolting chequered waistcoat, to Leif's amazement it pulled out a large golden pocket watch. Squeaked in terror and began to run off singing as it went,
"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say Hello! Goodbye! I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" Leif stared in wonder as it disappeared down a hole in the ground that he could've sworn wasn't there five seconds ago. He was even more surprised when a small blonde-haired girl tumbled out of the trees and crashed straight into him, "Mussel-fish like snakes?" he asked her in concern but she didn't seem to hear him. She just plunged straight down the hole, which promptly vanished with a large 'POP!'
Feeling more confused and afraid than ever Leif huddled miserably in his pile of wet blankets How did they get wet? He mused. Suddenly the clearing was lit by a blinding white glow. When it subsided Leif found himself confronted by two people dressed in white with pointy ears holding hands. The male one looked around absently and Leif idly wondered if he was blind as he addressed a non-existent crowd,
"Eight there are here yet nine there where set out from Rivindell…" Leif took the brief pause as an opportunity to catch the attention of the pretty lady by the crazy mans side to inform her of her companions mental instability,
"Golden geese stole my brain to wash clothes on." He told her solemnly but she ignored him as the blonde-haired doofus beside her wittered on about wanting to talk to some weirdo called 'Grand-Alf'. Deciding that he'd had quite enough of this weirdness Leif rose and said in scornfully regal tones, "The toads shall host a grand garden party and YOU'RE not invited!!" with that he turned on his heel and stormed off to search for his friends.
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Hehehehe please not that this was written under the influence of a sugar-high and is un-edited madness!! o.O sugar's invaded my brain!!!!!!! Anyways do tell me what you think…or if you just want to know what the hell is supposed to be happening XD