A/N I find this song surprisingly catchy.
A Gory Demise:
Season five has finished but no one was celebrating because they lied in a pool of cold blood. The police and investigators have cracked the case and they found out who caused it! Someone no one ever suspected! This person suffered from cabin fever that him/her to kill almost everyone on the island, including the interns!
Detectives tried to interrogate this suspect who is now detained in an insane asylum but all he/she was doing was singing this song maniacally. And goes like this:
A is for Alejandro whom I stole his heart
B is for Bridgette who I tore apart
C is for Chris I slashed his face
D is for Duncan with his head misplaced
E is for Ezekiel who was impaled with stakes
F is for Frank bitten by snakes
G is for Gwen buried alive
H is for Heather was stabbed through the eye
One By One, We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down
Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down
I is for Izzy crushed to death
J is for Justin who lose his breath
K is for Katie shot in her head
L is for LeShawna who bled and bled
M is for Mike burned to a crisp
N is for Noah who pummeled by fists
O is for Owen drowned in a pool
P is for Pat I stabbed with a tool
Laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la. laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa la la la.
Alright lads, all together now
One By One, We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down
Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down
Q is for Quincy who's head was blown
R is for Rena skinned to her bones
S is for Sierra I crushed her throat
T is for Trent in the freezer with no coat
U is for Ulrich fell to his doom
V is for Vivian sealed in her tomb
W is for Will who was hit by a crowbar
X Is For Xavier who sunk in the tar
Y is for Yessy who endured a lot of pain
And Z is for Zoey who simply went….. INSANE!
*Maniacal Laughter!*
A/N Guess who killed them? Yes it's a contestant! It was really hard not to butcher this song but I had this idea for a long time and I tried to find good deaths for each one and to find the rhyming plus it was really hard to find a death that doesn't seem like an accident.
Gory Demise is by Creature Feature
Thanks to my friends who helped me with this fic.