Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran. I do own Kat though. She's mine. MINE! Oops, had to much pepsi. I get hyper when I drink pepsi...

A blonde haired girl wearing simple jeans and a black shirt with a golden Chinese dragon on it walked up to the front steps of Ouran High School. She stopped at the door, took a deep breath, and walked in. The fifteen-year-old went over to the main office and went up to the desk.

"Hello? I'm the foreign exchange student from the U.S.A.," she said innocently to the secretary in Japanese. Her Japanese wasn't perfect, but it was good enough.

"Oh. Katherine Jamison, right this way miss," the secretary said dully.

"Kat," Katherine corrected the woman.

"Whatever," the secretary replied as she led the girl into the hall, where she spotted Haruhi. "Haruhi, take Katherine,"

"Kat," Kat corrected again.

"Whatever," the secretary again said. "Take Kat on a tour of the school. Make sure she gets back by 3:30 so she can get her schedule."

"Yes ma'am," Haruhi said to the secretary as the woman went back into the office. Haruhi turned to Katherine. "Hello, I'm Haruhi Fujioka. Pleased to meet you."

"I'm Kat, the new exchange student from the U.S.A.," Katherine replied, returning Haruhi's handshake. "Wow, this is one hell of a school."

"Yeah. So, I guess I better show you around. What year are you in?"

"I'm a first year. I'm fifteen," Kat said. "Where will this tour begin?"

"Follow me," Haruhi said, leading Kat along to the many classrooms.

A few hours passed and they soon came upon the Third Music Room. "I want you to meet some of my friends," Haruhi said, opening the door. A shower of roses flew at them. Haruhi entered and Kat followed shyly.

A tall blonde-haired boy sauntered up to them. "My, my, Haruhi. What a cute stray cat have you brought in," he said to the brunette, glancing over at Kat.

"Her name is Kat, senpai. She's the foreign exchange student from America."

"Really? How interesting," the blonde boy said, circling Kat, looking her over. When he came back to face her, the rest of the host members except Kyoya had gathered around.

"Milord," said an orange-haired boy, who was with an identical twin. He had his hair parted to the right. "who is she?"

Blondie ignored him and grabbed Kat's chin, making her look directly at him. He wrapped an arm around her waist and pulled her closer to him. "So, have to come to become a customer of my fine Host Club?" he asked in a sultry voice.

"Pervert!" Kat yelled, pushing him away.

"Tamaki? Are you okay?" Haruhi asked Blondie, who was huddling in a corner. The twins howled in laughter. They both wrapped an arm casually around Kat's shoulders.

"I already like her. Only five minutes passed since she came here and already she's embarrassed Our Lord!" one said to his brother.

"Yes Hikaru, she's great! We could definitely use her skills of humiliation!" said Kaoru.

Kat wriggled away from them and turned to Haruhi when a small boy ran into her, knocking her to the ground.

"Kitty-chan!" the boy yelled. "Wanna eat some cakes?" he asked sweetly.

"No thank you," Kat answered. The boy then started to cry. Kat sighed. "Fine. Of course I'll have some cakes." The boy perked up instantly when a very tall dark-haired boy walked over to him.

"Hunny, maybe you should give her some time to figure out what's going on," he said to the boy.

"Okay Takashi!" he said in a very cute voice, running over to the cakes.

Kat went over to Haruhi, who had given up on Tamaki when he wouldn't come out of his mood, and tried to talk to her when Kyoya yelled.

"The customers will soon arrive!" he stated, which brought everyone to the attention, even the sulking Tamaki. They got in order and as the door opened, they greeted the girls in puffy yellow dresses with roses.

A while later after all the girls had left and Kyoya went away to count the profits, Kat went up to Haruhi. "I can see why you wear the boy's uniform," Kat said to her, "I would rather be boiled in hot lava than wear that hideous girl's uniform." The whole host club went silent and they all stared at Kat. "What?" she asked before she figured it out. "Oops, it was supposed to be a secret, huh? Sorry," Kat said, a sheepish smile on her lips.

Hikaru and Kaoru went up to Kat. "Yep, it was. Milord!" they yelled to Tamaki, "I guess Haruhi can't stay in the host club since another girl knows our little secret!" they said slyly.

Tamaki ran over to Kat. "You must never ever tell anyone that Haruhi is a girl! Never!" he yelled dramatically.

"Whatever, Hentai," she said to Tamaki, remembering when he grabbed her. "I won't tell a soul, you have my word."

"H-Hentai?" Tamaki asked, then fled to his corner. The twins started laughing uncontrollably again.

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Hentai is Japanese slang for pervert

This is my first Fanfic and I hope you enjoy it. Now I just have to type up the next chapter.